acratertocoffin

Mohawx are totally xxhxcxx.

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sleepy jack

A mohawk is one of the stupidest haircuts ever.

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DontRunMeOver

What if his mum's a base-jumping instructor, huh?


My suggestions is that you write the following on a piece of paper.


Before the age of 14 I MUST experiment with one of the following.

1. Haircuts.
2. Drugs.
3. Automatic weapons
4. All possible avenues of sexuality.


And leave it somewhere she's bound to find it. If she brings the issue up, just repeat "It's your choice mum, your choice." Exploit your parents weaknesses, it's what they're there for!

If you end up getting grounded for eternity then at least you got there in style.

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Kevorkian Logic

I agree. One of my ex's has one, and he has for like 4 or 5 years, periodically changing colors.
I dislike it, I have seen him one time I have seen him w/o it and he was much hotter, plus there is so much stereotyping associated with them too, like when we went to see Tenacious D the Pick of Destiny at a really conservative theatre near my house, the police stopped him and me and made us use a breathilizer (we were also being a bit rambunctious).

On the other side a couple of years ago he when his band was playing at CBGB in NY (before it closed, sadly), there was a director in the crowd and liked his Mohawk, and asked him to be a part in his movie.

So yea. I don't remember my point.

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DontRunMeOver

Mohawks are silly because they're associated with being different yet are done so often that they are a cliche. There's nothing original about getting one, it's only really worthwhile if you want to become more of a punk lifestyler. If you get a mohawk people will assume that you're a punk and therefore a lot of non-punks will ostracise you and as you should be aware that this is going to happen by now... so in reality you will have ostracised youself.

If you just wanted an original haircut then might I point out that mohawks are not original, they've been done to death. In which case you might like to try something different such as.

1. Something like a mohawk but going from ear to ear instead of from forehead to back. You could have it going slightly backwards and dye it like a pea****s feathers. That would be brilliant.
2. Shaved down the middle in such a way that you look like an old man but grown longer at one side so that you can brush hair over the new bald part. This is called the Jack Charlton look.
3. Big afro, dyed green so that it looks like a hedge/tree and then decorated with things like fruit, birdfeeders and squirrels.

All of these are possible thus making mohawks redundant.

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Kevorkian Logic

or just one giant spike. I would be pleased if you had one giant spike coming out of the top of your head.

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cardboard adolescent

you're all party-poopers. mohawks are fun while you maintain the actual give-a-****-ness to keep it up.

so yeah, i was actually in this exact same situation a couple weeks ago, of course it was a bit easier for me since i'm eighteen. basically what I did was I waited until she was out of the house and then got my brother to shave my hair off. when she got back she didn't really have any choice but to help out.

i only kept it for a couple days though, and then i shaved it off. but it was fun while it lasted.

but seriously. it's a haircut. there's no reason to take it too seriously. hair grows back eventually... i wasn't looking to make any stupid statements just experiment.

one of the lines I used was that if i was gonna get a mohawk i should do it now and not in ten years when it actually matters... being young is all about experimenting. it didn't work on my mom but maybe it'll work on yours. if all else fails... just shave it and face the consequences. it'll be fun.

Trauma

Peer pressure on MB!

:O

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PaperHurricanesAndPlanes

YOU LISTEN TO YOUR MOM!?!?!?! GOOD GOSH, THE FIRST RULE OF BEING A PUNXORZORZ IS HATING YOUR PARENTS, DUMBASS! Lol. Mohawks suck.

while you maintain the actual give-a-****-ness to keep it up. < That's my girlfriends job, you /\/00b.

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Alexander the Grape

That's so true. I had a mohawk twice 2 years ago, when I thought I was punk. Once you get sick of going through the bull**** of spiking it every morning it just lays there like some retarded ferret on your head.

Mohawks aren't that great, but if the kid wants to get one he should. I got mine without my parents knowing, but they didn't care. I wouldn't get one today, but it was fun for awhile.

Mohawks aren't cliche here in Wyoming, because there are no punks and no one trying to be punk. They actually hold some of their original value of rebellion and individualism. In this kids case I'll say that not doing something you want to do just because its cliche is as bad as doing something just because everyone else is doing it. Either way you are letting society rule your own personal decisions. Just do what you want without regard for what others want you to do.

Nothing bad ever came out of my mohawk (friends abandoning me or such) except one time at the pizza place where I worked some cop told another worker not to give me my share of his tip because of my hair. Then I put his number on the list of people who can't order pizzas.

sorry for the essay of a post