Man, needlessly difficult answer.

Fuck it, I want to talk about Cows. People should talk about Cows in this thread, which is dedicated to Cows.

I like Cows.

Who else likes Cows?

****ing love me some Cows.

Good!

Favourite album? Least favourite? Songs? Their place amongst your favourite noise rock bands?

They're my favorite band in the world and it depends on the day with the albums because I honestly like them all. My favorite tracks are "Ch", "Chow", and "The Warden". Hbu?

Cunning Stunts and Sexy Pee Story are my favourites, but I like all of them to varying degrees. Contamination, shitbeard, ch, The Woman Inside, Midnight Cowboy, Heave Ho... The only band I'd put on a similar pegging is The Jesus Lizard, but Cows just have a slightly more idiosyncratic style about them.

I'd give a teste to see them live. Well, I probably wouldn't, but you get the jist.

I'd lick Bob Saget's butthole to see them live.
I need to appreciate their lyrics more. They have great lyrics, why don't I bother to look them up?

That's a question only you can answer. Though, to be fair, most people listen to noise rock for the instrumentation... It's a shame because there are some great lyricists. Selberg is one of them.

I know and I like to think that I appreciate lyrics being a bit of a poet myself but when I look up Cows lyrics to songs I can't quite make out, I can't seem to find them and I get frustrated. That's a poor excuse though. Songmeanings.net has a pretty good collection of them. I ought to pour over them sometime soon. They're grimy and disgusting and juvenile and weird. The most distinct, appealing vibe ever.

Fav: Whorn
Least fav: Peactika(still great)
Song: Part My Konk, Hitting the Wall
Placement: hmmm

1. Sonic Youth(if they count, otherwise Cop Shoot Cop)
2. The Jesus Lizard
3. Cows
4. Flipper
5. Shellac

no big black?