Bow Before The Majesty That Is NERF HERDER
 

I like Nerf Herder................a lot
This is one of my favorites:

Courtney


You came from some town out in the sticks
To become the modern Stevie Nicks
You had the guts, a lot of ambition
The riot grrrls thought you were bitchin'
You bared your soul
You showed us your hole

Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love don't you go changin'
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love

I saw you in a movie about pornography
You were looking pale and kind of saggy
I have to say it made me woozy
When you fukked Woody Harrelson in the jacuzzi
You wore grungy clothes
And doctors fixed your nose

Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love don't you go changin'
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love

Now I'm overweight and ugly
Just like you used to be
Why can't I be like you
Then we could drive away to Malibu
I hope I'm not out of place but
Courtney Love sit on my face

Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love what about me I'm not ***
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love

Gold dust woman...
Never break the chain

That line is pure poetry. What a gem.

Genius!!!

and another classic:

Pantera Fans In Love



I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil
Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield
We're gonna put an end to alternative rock
We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop
We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime
But they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
No they wouldn't let us make the metal sign

I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Pantera fans in love

What's with these punk rock nerds, they can't even sing
I wish we'd never heard of The Offspring
A candlelit dinner, now we're holding hands
I taught you how to draw your first pentagram
We went miniature golfing but we didn't get far
Because we used the clubs to play air guitar
Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now

I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Pantera fans in love
We are we are Pantera fans in love

We saw Ozzy on our first date
Our special song is Crazy Train
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Metallica fans
We are Megadeth fans
We are Manowar fans in love
We are Pantera fans in love

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I wouldn't put Nerf Herder in the category of "punk." However, Vivian is always stuck in my head, along with Cashmere Sweater and Pantera Fans in Love. They remind me less of the Clash and more of Feable Weiner.

MURDER JUNKIE, what are some good songs and who do they sound like?

Well, Vivian, Cashmere Sweater, and Pantera Fans in Love are some good ones.

That, and they sound a hell of a lot like Feable Weiner. You really can't place Nerf Herder in a category. I heart those guys.

K thanks for those reccomendations, but what would be a good introductory album?

American Cheese is pretty good

Also get:
Welcome to My World

I call Nerf Herder Nerd Rock, cuz I'm a nerd and they are too smart to be pop punk