sleepy jack

Danny Carey sucks. He utilitzes pro-tools super chromatic turbo phasing percussive toner on all his tracks to beef up his sound. That's why countless producers refuse to work with him. Yeah sure anybody can sound like a drumming wizard with all that studio doctoring. I read somewhere that in order to approximate the sound of his drumming on the albums in a live setting, he actually hires a couple of midgets to hide behind his kit at shows and help out with some of the fills. Tool fans don't wanna hear this of course because they're too busy worshipping the very shit that drops from Tool's collective asses. The only thing more redundant than a Tool guitar riff, is the throng of minions willing to drop to their knees and orally service Maynard on command. Gimme a break with this crap. And for the record, Ringo Starr owns Carey.

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