I'll leave that up to interpretation. :)

I always felt like Lady Gaga was a bit more pleasing to listen to than sex with my parents (not that I know what that's like or anything), so...

Yeah, this is a weird interpretation to make on my own.

Brittney cause when i listened to her Toxic song it was cool

Here is how I see with these two people.

All of the following is my opinion

Britney Spears
Here is a woman who cannot sing but she is a great dancer. She is someone who has some great balls to be nasty and yet she can do things that are enjoyable. She is a dirty ass lady and she has spark. I got to give Britney prompts for being able to copy Madonna but also maker her own.

Lady Gaga
At the other hand unlike Britney, Lady Gaga has a great voice. But the reason why I believe she is famous is because of her creepy sexual stuff she brings in her video. Her constant shocking antics have gotten her popularity and I feel that her overpromoted stuff made her so popular. Lady Gaga can be a good service but I feel that she is so overrated.

It's funny how she tried to be all innocent when she first came out.

I've seen both live and I much prefer GAGA's music (I think the production on it is simply amazing, hard to find albums these days that are literally hit after hit) HOWEVER, I prefered Britney live. The overall show was better although yes- it was blindingly obvious that she mimed.

Personally, I'd rather eat Raisinettes whilst watching Britney and Lady Gaga have sex. Is that an option? Maybe Tony Bennett can paint them while they do it too.

look, if they both actually had penises, i'd be far more interested

(and i mean penis at the bottom, but female top)

Well Lady Gaga has got you covered. Nobody lays a hand on Britney shes mine. I wanna have a head shaving party with her. :soapbox:

Britney is all yours.