Every cloud! I'd rather be poor and getting on a bit than young, filthy rich and disrespected by anyone who loves music... or would I? Hmm.

Live life with average money or be hated by every single over-12 year old person in the world? Hmm... tough one.

Fuck it, I'll take the cash. I know someone my age who had her Facebook status as "Justin Beiberrrrrrrr"

We used to be good friends as well.

I felt a bit... ill.

Fair enough, Bieber Fever is a disease. Really though? You'd take the cash??? Thats like giving in to the dark side!
Please don't even ask me how I know that saying.

I think there are far more constructive things people could be doing than moaning about something aimed at 6 year olds.