Ke$ha

NSW · 03-08-2011, 05:10 PM

Dear Kesha (Ke$ha...or whatever),

Your lyrics sound like they were written by a 5 year old girl. A precocious 5 year old girl....but a wee tot nonetheless. Really...rhyming "swagger" and "Mick Jagger"? "mess with us" and "Neck-a-luss-us"?

Yet I still find myself shamelessly addicted to your brand of mind-numbing, body-shaking club pop. In fact, I've choreographed a dance I can perform in my car while listening to "We R Who We R".

I'm going to go put on your CD and lay on a bed of nails now.

Love always,
Sarah

holly984 · 03-13-2011, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

Dear Kesha (Ke$ha...or whatever),

Your lyrics sound like they were written by a 5 year old girl. A precocious 5 year old girl....but a wee tot nonetheless. Really...rhyming "swagger" and "Mick Jagger"? "mess with us" and "Neck-a-luss-us"?

Yet I still find myself shamelessly addicted to your brand of mind-numbing, body-shaking club pop. In fact, I've choreographed a dance I can perform in my car while listening to "We R Who We R".

I'm going to go put on your CD and lay on a bed of nails now.

Love always,
Sarah

03-08-2011, 05:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	Dear Kesha (Ke$ha...or whatever), Your lyrics sound like they were written by a 5 year old girl. A precocious 5 year old girl....but a wee tot nonetheless. Really...rhyming "swagger" and "Mick Jagger"? "mess with us" and "Neck-a-luss-us"? Yet I still find myself shamelessly addicted to your brand of mind-numbing, body-shaking club pop. In fact, I've choreographed a dance I can perform in my car while listening to "We R Who We R". I'm going to go put on your CD and lay on a bed of nails now. Love always, Sarah __________________ Hi.