The 'Urban Looks At The UK Top 10 Singles Chart' Thread (singer, dance)

adidasss · 05-17-2006, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Expletive Deleted

St. Elsewhere is my #1 Rap album of the year so far, it almost wins by default though, since the only other one I've heard is P.O.S.' Audition. I'm about to download the new Cunninlynguists, though.

rap?? what?

right-track · 06-03-2006, 04:30 AM

Heard Gnarls Barkleys next single is to be 'Smiley Faces'.
I rate this better than 'Crazy' it has a real Motown feel.
Another number 1 and probably be the summer sound.

*update this thread Urban*

Cheese · 06-03-2006, 04:34 AM

Umm.....That would be the winter sound. Hang on.The speed in which we receive new releases, it probably will be the summer sound.

right-track · 06-03-2006, 04:35 AM

Hehe...you crazy upside down people.

Cheese · 06-03-2006, 04:39 AM

It is us who are the correct way up.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-09-2008, 12:03 PM

I used to enjoy this thread so I have decided to bring it back from the dead.

The Official UK Singles Chart : 08.06.2008

10 Will.I.Am (ft Cheryl Cole) - Heartbreaker
As much as I want to smash Cheryl Cole's back door in it doesn't save this song. In fact why bother mentioning she's featured in it at all , she only has one line. Anyway this is your typical bland summery R&B pop and not really worth going into any great detail so here's a picture of Cheryl's breasts which are much more entertaining than the song.
Moderator cut: image removed
Hey I managed to get through this entire song without calling her husband greedy moneygrabbing scum.

Aw Bugger

09 Sam Sparro - Black & Gold
Fuck me , Herman Munster does retro 80s electro pop.

08 Madonna Feat. Justin Timberlake - 4 Minutes
Ole turkey legs is back (again) . I notice it's credited as featuring Justin Timberlake rather than featuring the poor sod who does all the rapping for about the first minute of this song. Anyway his pre-pubescent whining does nothing for this song. The first comment written on Youtube for this is '4 minutes of shit'
Says everything really.

07 Gabriella Cilmi - Sweet About Me
Another 'serious' female singer songwriter. Her voice is part Kate Bush , part Beth Gibbons , part nagging fishwife.
Still at least she's not as irritating as Joanna Newsom.

06 Sara Bareilles - Love Song
Fucking hell , is their a factory churning out these women. Typical chick rock for your 20/30something girlfriend who worships Alanis Morissette and who thinks that Bitch
by Meredith Brooks was written especially for her ,and who probably has a Linda Perry (spit) fixation too.

05 Ne-Yo - Closer
This bastard always seems to have a record out when I do this. I can't remember what the last one sounded like but I bet it's identical to this identikit R&B shite.
What the hell happened to Def Jam.

04 Duffy - Warwick Avenue
What is it with the music industry giving people who actually do have some modicum of talent bland crap like this to sing.
Does not do her voice justice at all.

03 The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name
I never ever thought in my entire life I would hear a song so bad I would rather listen to Hey Mickey by Toni Basil. There was a time when stuff like this was treated as the novelty fluff it is. Some people in the media actually rate this garbage.

02 Rihanna - Take A Bow
Chav-tastic 5/5

01 Mint Royale - Singin' In The Rain
Who exactly is buying this and why?
As this is a cut & paste job of a song that already exists rather than do anything original I decided i'll do the same thing and just cut & paste and old review I did of some Chili Peppers album somewhere , probably.

UTTER .... THIS ....SHIT....IS

Piss Me Off · 06-09-2008, 12:29 PM

I have to admit that Gabriella Cilmi song is a guilty pleasure, which is bloody annoying as she has all the charisma of my mum's pot plants.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-09-2008, 12:31 PM

At least she has a unique voice. You wouldn't forget her in a hurry.

Piss Me Off · 06-09-2008, 12:36 PM

You say that, but i wouldn't have been able to remember her name without the aid of your post.

right-track · 06-09-2008, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Heard Gnarls Barkleys next single is to be 'Smiley Faces'.
I rate this better than 'Crazy' it has a real Motown feel.
Another number 1 and probably be the summer sound.

^ God, how wrong I was.

I was thinking about this thread earlier today...thinking we need another just like it.

I was going to do it similar to the 'Spin it/Bin it' thread with the odd youtube vid for new chart releases.

Good to see it back Urb.

06-09-2008, 12:03 PM	#36 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I used to enjoy this thread so I have decided to bring it back from the dead. The Official UK Singles Chart : 08.06.2008 10 Will.I.Am (ft Cheryl Cole) - Heartbreaker As much as I want to smash Cheryl Cole's back door in it doesn't save this song. In fact why bother mentioning she's featured in it at all , she only has one line. Anyway this is your typical bland summery R&B pop and not really worth going into any great detail so here's a picture of Cheryl's breasts which are much more entertaining than the song. Moderator cut: image removed Hey I managed to get through this entire song without calling her husband greedy moneygrabbing scum. Aw Bugger 09 Sam Sparro - Black & Gold Fuck me , Herman Munster does retro 80s electro pop. 08 Madonna Feat. Justin Timberlake - 4 Minutes Ole turkey legs is back (again) . I notice it's credited as featuring Justin Timberlake rather than featuring the poor sod who does all the rapping for about the first minute of this song. Anyway his pre-pubescent whining does nothing for this song. The first comment written on Youtube for this is '4 minutes of shit' Says everything really. 07 Gabriella Cilmi - Sweet About Me Another 'serious' female singer songwriter. Her voice is part Kate Bush , part Beth Gibbons , part nagging fishwife. Still at least she's not as irritating as Joanna Newsom. 06 Sara Bareilles - Love Song Fucking hell , is their a factory churning out these women. Typical chick rock for your 20/30something girlfriend who worships Alanis Morissette and who thinks that Bitch by Meredith Brooks was written especially for her ,and who probably has a Linda Perry (spit) fixation too. 05 Ne-Yo - Closer This bastard always seems to have a record out when I do this. I can't remember what the last one sounded like but I bet it's identical to this identikit R&B shite. What the hell happened to Def Jam. 04 Duffy - Warwick Avenue What is it with the music industry giving people who actually do have some modicum of talent bland crap like this to sing. Does not do her voice justice at all. 03 The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name I never ever thought in my entire life I would hear a song so bad I would rather listen to Hey Mickey by Toni Basil. There was a time when stuff like this was treated as the novelty fluff it is. Some people in the media actually rate this garbage. 02 Rihanna - Take A Bow Chav-tastic 5/5 01 Mint Royale - Singin' In The Rain Who exactly is buying this and why? As this is a cut & paste job of a song that already exists rather than do anything original I decided i'll do the same thing and just cut & paste and old review I did of some Chili Peppers album somewhere , probably. UTTER .... THIS ....SHIT....IS __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

06-09-2008, 12:29 PM	#37 (permalink)
Piss Me Off Moodswings n' Roundabouts Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: At the corner of Dude and Catastrophe Posts: 4,512	I have to admit that Gabriella Cilmi song is a guilty pleasure, which is bloody annoying as she has all the charisma of my mum's pot plants. __________________ Last FM Rate Yr Music Muxtape

06-09-2008, 12:31 PM	#38 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	At least she has a unique voice. You wouldn't forget her in a hurry. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

06-09-2008, 12:36 PM	#39 (permalink)
Piss Me Off Moodswings n' Roundabouts Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: At the corner of Dude and Catastrophe Posts: 4,512	You say that, but i wouldn't have been able to remember her name without the aid of your post. __________________ Last FM Rate Yr Music Muxtape

06-03-2006, 04:30 AM	#32 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Heard Gnarls Barkleys next single is to be 'Smiley Faces'. I rate this better than 'Crazy' it has a real Motown feel. Another number 1 and probably be the summer sound. update this thread Urban

06-03-2006, 04:34 AM	#33 (permalink)
Cheese Shadow on the wall Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 823	Umm.....That would be the winter sound. Hang on.The speed in which we receive new releases, it probably will be the summer sound.

06-03-2006, 04:35 AM	#34 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Hehe...you crazy upside down people.

06-03-2006, 04:39 AM	#35 (permalink)
Cheese Shadow on the wall Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 823	It is us who are the correct way up.