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Old 04-24-2006, 01:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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It`s been a couple of weeks & I felt like doing it again

UK Top 10 UK Singles 23/04/06

10. Black Eyed Peas - Pump It

Still hate it

9.NE-YO - So Sick
I really hope it`s terminal

8. Fall Out Boy - Dance Dance
Fucking hell , i`ve never heard this song before in my life yet it seems like i`ve heard it a million time before.Take any crap punk pop band you`ve ever heard & play one of their songs instead , It probably sounds exactly the same as this.

7. Orson - No Tomorrow
OLD

6.Kooks - Naive
Still think Supergrass are better , sorry

5. Mary J Blige & U2 - One
The exact number of seconds I hear of this song before I want to hurl the radio across the room against the nearest brick wall

4. Infernal - From Paris To Berlin
to working at Mc Donalds

Euro-disco *Vomits*

3. Shayne Ward - No Promises
I`m obviously biased against this for several reasons,
1. I refuse to listen to anyone who became successful by giving that made old gargoyle Sharon Osbourne sexual favours (Ozzy excluded , although he`s crap now anyway so I may as well use it against him)
2. He`s the winner of some crap TV show
3. He spells his name like a wanker.

So given those reasons i`ll let a couple of his fans from his forum say why this is such a wonderful moving song ....

hi this saong is brill when it came out i tho noooooo it rubbish but wen i listoned to it i was like that well godd nice 1 shayne love yas bye

hyaa shayne if fit n every 1 nows it lovin the new song tht girl is pritty luky coz she got to be with shayne i mean omg love yas bye (steffy)

this song is kwl!


And who could argue with that.

2. Rihanna - Sos
How the mighty have fallen , This ****e is on Def Jam?
What happened to the label that boasted The Beastie Boys , Slayer , Run DMC , Masters Of Reality ?????????
So now we`ve got some Missy Elliot lite sampling Soft Cell to make some really cheesy R&B/Euro pop abomination

Horrible

1. Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
Still great , still want the album
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Old 04-27-2006, 04:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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3. Shayne Ward - No Promises
I`m obviously biased against this for several reasons,
1. I refuse to listen to anyone who became successful by giving that made old gargoyle Sharon Osbourne sexual favours (Ozzy excluded , although he`s crap now anyway so I may as well use it against him)
2. He`s the winner of some crap TV show
3. He spells his name like a wanker.

So given those reasons i`ll let a couple of his fans from his forum say why this is such a wonderful moving song ....

hi this saong is brill when it came out i tho noooooo it rubbish but wen i listoned to it i was like that well godd nice 1 shayne love yas bye

hyaa shayne if fit n every 1 nows it lovin the new song tht girl is pritty luky coz she got to be with shayne i mean omg love yas bye (steffy)

this song is kwl!


And who could argue with that.
Thought you would like to know about his, 'butter wouldnt melt in his mouth', image.
The Ward family, lovely people. He has a brother and a cousin in prison for murder and his father is doing time for rape.

Typical, homely Mancunian family...wouldn't want them for neighbours.
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Old 04-29-2006, 09:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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4. Infernal - From Paris To Berlin
to working at Mc Donalds


St. Elsewhere is my #1 Rap album of the year so far, it almost wins by default though, since the only other one I've heard is P.O.S.' Audition. I'm about to download the new Cunninlynguists, though.
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St. Elsewhere is my #1 Rap album of the year so far, it almost wins by default though, since the only other one I've heard is P.O.S.' Audition. I'm about to download the new Cunninlynguists, though.
rap?? what?
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what the fuck are you talking about supergrass are better?? there isn't even a comparison, two completely different styles....besides, supergrass had one song and then disapeared into obscurity....not so hot.....

and "naive" fucking ppwwwnnssss!!!

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It`s what it reminded me of when i heard it thats all
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Hey urban.

What do you think of that chap James Blunt?

*Grabs popcorn*
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hi this saong is brill when it came out i tho noooooo it rubbish but wen i listoned to it i was like that well godd nice 1 shayne love yas bye

hyaa shayne if fit n every 1 nows it lovin the new song tht girl is pritty luky coz she got to be with shayne i mean omg love yas bye (steffy
honest to god, i wish someone here spoke like this....it would be hilarious...i love brittish slang....sadly, all the brits here do this whole " perfect grammar" crap....
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honest to god, i wish someone here spoke like this....it would be hilarious...i love brittish slang....sadly, all the brits here do this whole " perfect grammar" crap....
That's because the grammar nazis drive the people who do write like that away with linguistic pitchforks.
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i love that " this saong is brill" aahahahahhaa....brill!!! brill for gods sake!! isn't that fantastic?!
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