TumorAttitude

I could probably get past it if I wanted to but I need an A in computer apps....I totally hate myself right now but at one point in my life, I'll totally 1984 shit up.

storymilo

but by getting past the filter you could prove your computer expertise...

TumorAttitude

No, by getting passed the filter when I'm supposed to be going over Microtye Pro for the fourth time or memorizing the definition for HTML, I can get myself suspended and an F.
Besides, it doesn't block MB.

storymilo

Yeah it does block mb or last.fm, which is nice. but I'm hardly on school computers anyways since all our computers would suck even without the filter.

right-track

Sweaty Betty;



...or anything else by The Macc Lads!

Lyrics (if you can call them that)

She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
So I said, Slap that and ride the ripples,
I just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins,
she was a mound of flesh.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.

I knew that she wanted me to shag her,
so I stabbed her xxxx with my mutton dagger.
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,
She's like a lump of lard
But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.

TumorAttitude

Mine never blocks MB.
And my school got 2 million dollars in debt buying things like computer repairs so we're both in **** situations now.
On the subject of sweaty Betties.........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaxpmCp9qi4

Siss boom bah.

right-track

If you're in school now...don't even think of clicking on that vid!

Loose_control

You motor boat son of a gun. bbbuuurrrrr

reindeer

I heard some kind of Reggae band live in about 1990 singing something like: "Big tittie girls got big titties; little tittie girls got little titties". Okay, probably not much help.

James