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TumorAttitude 02-24-2010 02:58 PM

I could probably get past it if I wanted to but I need an A in computer apps....I totally hate myself right now but at one point in my life, I'll totally 1984 shit up.

storymilo 02-24-2010 03:03 PM

but by getting past the filter you could prove your computer expertise...

TumorAttitude 02-24-2010 03:06 PM

No, by getting passed the filter when I'm supposed to be going over Microtye Pro for the fourth time or memorizing the definition for HTML, I can get myself suspended and an F.
Besides, it doesn't block MB.

storymilo 02-24-2010 03:13 PM

Yeah it does block mb or last.fm, which is nice. but I'm hardly on school computers anyways since all our computers would suck even without the filter.

right-track 02-24-2010 03:17 PM

Sweaty Betty;



...or anything else by The Macc Lads! :thumb:

Lyrics (if you can call them that)

She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
So I said, Slap that and ride the ripples,
I just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins,
she was a mound of flesh.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.

I knew that she wanted me to shag her,
so I stabbed her xxxx with my mutton dagger.
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,
She's like a lump of lard
But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.

TumorAttitude 02-24-2010 03:18 PM

Mine never blocks MB.
And my school got 2 million dollars in debt buying things like computer repairs so we're both in **** situations now.
On the subject of sweaty Betties.........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaxpmCp9qi4

Siss boom bah.

right-track 02-24-2010 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TumorAttitude (Post 830681)
Mine never blocks MB.
And my school got 2 million dollars in debt buying things like computer repairs so we're both in **** situations now.

If you're in school now...don't even think of clicking on that vid!

Loose_control 02-25-2010 02:11 AM

You motor boat son of a gun. bbbuuurrrrr :)

reindeer 06-25-2010 03:05 PM

I heard some kind of Reggae band live in about 1990 singing something like: "Big tittie girls got big titties; little tittie girls got little titties". Okay, probably not much help.

James 06-25-2010 03:09 PM



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