You are who you are.

How the fuck am I gay?

Fine, I won't pet your ego.
And you might not know this, but you're gay.

Those are bold because it was the easiest way to avoid the censor not because they deserve awesome levels of emphasis.

Haha I know that you dick! You said "when I had like, 20 posts", I was talking about then not now! And damn straight I'm fine. Shit you people shouldn't pet my ego.

You faggot, I've been here for two years. I like you because you defended me when I was a preteen. And also, you're not entirely bad looking.....wow, sorry. I'm a whore....heh heh.......

Hahaha! Nice to know I've touched someones life :P Which is odd because normally the new members hate me until they get to know me. And yeah my cynical comment about the elitism was largely tongue in cheek.

Dude, you don't even understand. When I had like, 20 posts, I would follow you around the forum and read everything you wrote.
If this website didn't have elitism and a ladder to climb, I would have left years ago.

I post almost purely in the lounge, which is not counted in the total posts. Ergo I have probably amassed a couple of thousand posts in the years I've been here but they count for nought :) It's part of the elitism on this website that if you don't have anything you wish to say about music you probably shouldn't be speaking ;)

How the **** do I have more posts then you?