"My Highest Lord of Might, in vain thy name shalt not be used, *neigh* in petty squabble, but only in Glory, O thee Lord over Kings, my highest might Conan the I" -- I read your command, but I have defied your petty posting rules and remain unboxed!! Your "rein" is weak!
Btw, "neigh" is the sound a horse makes. I think you mean "nay!" :D But being told to neigh like a horse during petty squabbles would certainly make them more interesting. You may disagree, but if you do, I have one thing to say to you...
NEIGH!!!