Johnny Mags Historical Texts for the Ages

**Exo** · 04-10-2020, 11:32 AM

New Character! See OP!

Feb 3rd, 2018

"Tonight Corporal Sigh was at Register and something wouldn't scan and he got frustrated and backed up from the register and started to flap his arms like an albatross and was whining!! And that's my backup???"

The Batlord · 04-10-2020, 04:11 PM

If you could post a link to the OP in relevant posts so I don't have to do a bunch of scrolling that would be great.

**Exo** · 04-11-2020, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

If you could post a link to the OP in relevant posts so I don't have to do a bunch of scrolling that would be great.

As a weird sort of friend over the last decade, let me just be one to tell you that you've been acting like such a little bitch lately. What's wrong? You alright?

Link idea isn't that bad even but, sh*t, you've been so whine-y and not funny lately.

**Frownland** · 04-11-2020, 10:26 AM

*whiny

**Exo** · 04-11-2020, 10:37 AM

The Batlord · 04-11-2020, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo

As a weird sort of friend over the last decade, let me just be one to tell you that you've been acting like such a little bitch lately. What's wrong? You alright?

Link idea isn't that bad even but, sh*t, you've been so whine-y and not funny lately.

It's working.

**Exo** · 04-11-2020, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

It's working.

What's working?

The Batlord · 04-11-2020, 02:21 PM

It.

**Exo** · 04-11-2020, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

It.

This is the last post I approve for this journal. F*ck off.

**Exo** · 05-15-2020, 03:45 PM

March 12, 2018

This was before Toys R Us went out of business. The building down the road was rumored to be closing and another rumor saying that our store was going to move to that location was started. Mags decided to do a recon mission and sent me this lengthy text...

"I haven’t been to the Toys R Us Route 17 N in a long long time, even though I could walk there. 60,000 square feet. The color scheme on the outside is stupid looking, too juvenile.

Anyway horrible layout. What happened to the long aisles that were so easy to navigate. As a kid walking there I remember even now where certain things were!!! Now? forget it. What sh*tty design. Walk in and you have these high displays you can not see more than 20 feet in front of you. The guy (or gal) who designed the layout was on LSD.

A lot would have to be done to transform it into a B&N. But it could be gutted pretty quickly. I like the windows.

When I was a kid Toys was someplace that even teen boys would go to. It had models, BMX bikes, baseball gloves, video games.

Now it was a nursery school playground.

Couldn’t wait to leave, and horrible in store play!!

Parking is not bad. But the lot needs a repaving.

Needs to be subdivided. Maybe B&N and a Smashburger. "

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Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	New Character! See OP! Feb 3rd, 2018 "Tonight Corporal Sigh was at Register and something wouldn't scan and he got frustrated and backed up from the register and started to flap his arms like an albatross and was whining!! And that's my backup???" __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

04-11-2020, 10:26 AM	#14 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	whiny __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

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Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	__________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

05-15-2020, 03:45 PM	#20 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	March 12, 2018 This was before Toys R Us went out of business. The building down the road was rumored to be closing and another rumor saying that our store was going to move to that location was started. Mags decided to do a recon mission and sent me this lengthy text... "I haven’t been to the Toys R Us Route 17 N in a long long time, even though I could walk there. 60,000 square feet. The color scheme on the outside is stupid looking, too juvenile. Anyway horrible layout. What happened to the long aisles that were so easy to navigate. As a kid walking there I remember even now where certain things were!!! Now? forget it. What shtty design. Walk in and you have these high displays you can not see more than 20 feet in front of you. The guy (or gal) who designed the layout was on LSD. A lot would have to be done to transform it into a B&N. But it could be gutted pretty quickly. I like the windows. When I was a kid Toys was someplace that even teen boys would go to. It had models, BMX bikes, baseball gloves, video games. Now it was a nursery school playground. Couldn’t wait to leave, and horrible in store play!! Parking is not bad. But the lot needs a repaving. Needs to be subdivided. Maybe B&N and a Smashburger. " __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE*