I started this journal to impress you.

I literally saw your last post, thought of myself, felt like an *******, then checked that previous post and felt vindicated. I literally remembered nothing of having been the previous post but then I was and felt like of course I was. Congratulations on having fed my personality disorder.

wtf

Thoughts: Open your mind and understand that no one knows you. No one owns you. No one should be able to tell you what to do. You're still young enough to have it all figured out.

Wait what? lol This was Moby's first band.

Release info: Released as a limited edition 7" vinyl in 1983 (Pregnant Nun / PN#1, USA).

Thoughts: Dueling banjos, except instead of banjos it's power electronics. He keeps fainting, yes. And he's dizzy all the time. Well, have you been doing what I recommended? How much aspirin do you take when you have a fever of 106? Forget the aspirin. Just listen to Dance Music. TFW you hold down the FWD button on my mp3 player, and the track sounds the same as if you didn't.

Release info: Released on vinyl in 1981 (United Dairies / UD06, UK).

Thoughts: From the LAFMS label, so much wankery and randomness expected. You're gonna get spoken word, sound collages, piano concertos, and experimental trickery. There were moments when I actually laughed out loud while listening to this.

Release info: Released on limited edition vinyl in 1976 (LAFMS / LAFMS #002), then re-issued on CD in 2007 (Paradigm / PD 23, UK).

Thoughts: No, comrade! Side A too noisy. In Mother Russia, noise listen to you! Yes yes. Bring drum. Drum on Side B!

Release info: Released on limited edition vinyl in 1988 (ZSF / SH63-01, Japan).

Thoughts: Damn. A lot of lonely motherfuckers out there who hate the passage of time and sunny days. Music when you've realized everything is stale and old. Do you ever just wonder why you even try?

Release info: Released on handmade, numbered edition vinyl in 1980 (Record Sluts / RS 001, USA) before being re-issued on high-grade vinyl again and again in the early 21st century.

Thoughts: Dammit, Rickie! You really fucked this girl up. Thanks.

Release info: Released on vinyl 7" in 1977 (Malicious, USA).

Thoughts: Too many rules! Think I'll go sk8. Stop judging me! I hurt all over.

Release info: Released on vinyl in 1984 (Upstart / UP 005, USA), then re-issued on CD with bonus tracks in 2003 (Dr. Strange / DSR88, USA). This bonus track re-issue was pressed on vinyl in 2005 (Soa / SOA 81, Italy).