The Sane Psycho's ****posting Odyssey

The Sane Psycho · 05-17-2018, 11:14 PM

Waluigi is fucking sexy. There, I said it. That lanky frame? Totally cute in a dorky kind of way. Adorkable, you could say. He's definitely got a strong jawline too, and have you ever seen a more debonair mustache? I know I haven't. He may have a cocky attitude, but that just means he oozes confidence and machismo. And if a man ain't got confidence, he ain't worth your time. Unless you're a controlling person, you manipulative bitch. His teeth are perfect, which is always a good quality to look for. And did I mention that dope purple and black color scheme with just a touch of yellow? Dis nigga be pimpin'! I would fuck Waluigi. We would be inside each other's buttholes all day and all night.

~~MicShazam~~ · 05-18-2018, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Sane Psycho

Okay, one more album review before I switch it up a bit.

Alice In Chains- Dirt

Have you ever wanted to hear a generic metal album with the most basic of riffs? Have you ever wanted to hear a lead singer that sounds like he's taking it in the ass 24/7? Have you ever wanted to listen to a pathetic junkie cry about despair, depression, addiction, suicidal thoughts, and self loathing? Have you ever wanted to hear a crappy band that inspired countless even crappier bands? Well now you can! Obviously a cynical cash in that rode the so called "grunge" movement, Dirt unleashed an uninspired Sabbath/Melvins clone on the masses. This is the definition of boring dad metal. You know those sad losers who feel sorry for themselves and want everyone else to feel sorry for them too? This is that in an album format. I will give it points because the vocal harmonies are a cool idea, if poorly executed, and I can't deny their influence. Still though, this is a metal album for posers who think Disturbed and Five Finger Death Punch are actually heavy.

3/10

What I like about this is that it's a ****post that Nick would have said almost word for word completely in earnest.

The Sane Psycho · 05-18-2018, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

What I like about this is that it's a ****post that Nick would have said almost word for word completely in earnest.

You know, I wasn't even thinking about Nick when I wrote that, but you're totally right. As is the theme of this journal, I actually really love that album.

~~MicShazam~~ · 05-18-2018, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sane Psycho

You know, I wasn't even thinking about Nick when I wrote that, but you're totally right. As is the theme of this journal, I actually really love that album.

What do you think of their new single, "The One You Know"?

I'm not a big AIC fan, but I really like that song. I think it's got some great hooks and guitar riffs.

The Sane Psycho · 07-05-2018, 02:50 AM

Now time for some jokes.

Did you know that Kurt Cobain wasn't fond of superheroes, but he was partial to heroins.

He also isn't very good at handling pressure. He's known to lose his head in stressful situations. Don't tell him I said that though. He tends to blow things out of proportion.

Why doesn't Kurt Cobain drive? He prefers riding shotgun.

The Sane Psycho · 04-28-2019, 09:24 AM

Man, MicShazam got banned? He was one of my favorite members.

Fuck Radiohead. Pablo Honey is their only good album, and The Bends is the only other album in their discography to even reach mediocre. Boring bleep bloop music for losers. I still can't fathom why pretentious hipster douchebags hail them as gods of music when it just puts. If you want a late '90s album that was incredibly influential in its style of music and is actually enjoyable to listen to and will endure as an all time classic centuries from now, ...Baby One More Time by Britney Spears is far superior to OK Computer.

05-17-2018, 11:14 PM	#11 (permalink)
The Sane Psycho Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 299	Waluigi is fucking sexy. There, I said it. That lanky frame? Totally cute in a dorky kind of way. Adorkable, you could say. He's definitely got a strong jawline too, and have you ever seen a more debonair mustache? I know I haven't. He may have a cocky attitude, but that just means he oozes confidence and machismo. And if a man ain't got confidence, he ain't worth your time. Unless you're a controlling person, you manipulative bitch. His teeth are perfect, which is always a good quality to look for. And did I mention that dope purple and black color scheme with just a touch of yellow? Dis nigga be pimpin'! I would fuck Waluigi. We would be inside each other's buttholes all day and all night. __________________ Read my journals, homies! The Sane Psycho's Shitposting Odyssey- Where I troll like a 16 year old loser. The Official Sane Psycho Hook Rock Extravaganza!!!- My actual legitimate journal where I review rock albums with delicious pop hooks.

07-05-2018, 02:50 AM	#15 (permalink)
The Sane Psycho Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 299	Now time for some jokes. Did you know that Kurt Cobain wasn't fond of superheroes, but he was partial to heroins. He also isn't very good at handling pressure. He's known to lose his head in stressful situations. Don't tell him I said that though. He tends to blow things out of proportion. Why doesn't Kurt Cobain drive? He prefers riding shotgun. __________________ Read my journals, homies! The Sane Psycho's Shitposting Odyssey- Where I troll like a 16 year old loser. The Official Sane Psycho Hook Rock Extravaganza!!!- My actual legitimate journal where I review rock albums with delicious pop hooks.

04-28-2019, 09:24 AM	#16 (permalink)
The Sane Psycho Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 299	Man, MicShazam got banned? He was one of my favorite members. Fuck Radiohead. Pablo Honey is their only good album, and The Bends is the only other album in their discography to even reach mediocre. Boring bleep bloop music for losers. I still can't fathom why pretentious hipster douchebags hail them as gods of music when it just puts. If you want a late '90s album that was incredibly influential in its style of music and is actually enjoyable to listen to and will endure as an all time classic centuries from now, ...Baby One More Time by Britney Spears is far superior to OK Computer. __________________ Read my journals, homies! The Sane Psycho's Shitposting Odyssey- Where I troll like a 16 year old loser. The Official Sane Psycho Hook Rock Extravaganza!!!- My actual legitimate journal where I review rock albums with delicious pop hooks.