My Health - Started 8/17/2017

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 08-29-2017, 03:10 PM

my cornerstore dude is a 65+ year old little woman, she's pretty rad though.

**Frownland** · 08-29-2017, 03:18 PM

My corner store dude's name is a dude from Georgia (country) named Naz that everyone calls Nazhole because Nazi is too easy and he'll flip a better name on you. He calls everyone cocksuckers, gets in fistfights with code enforcers, and will raise the price of a 6 pack right at the register if it's the last one in stock and he wants it. We're like this, obviously.

The Batlord · 08-29-2017, 03:29 PM

I don't even know my corner store dude's name. He's an Indian/Pakistani Super Mario looking dude with a wife too hot for him who works at the store too, but he keeps her pregnant. lulz

**Frownland** · 08-29-2017, 03:35 PM

My corner store dude can beat up your corner store dude.

The Batlord · 08-29-2017, 04:35 PM

My corner store dude has enough kids to beat you up.

Plankton · 08-30-2017, 09:14 AM

Sadly, my corner store was closed this year. It opened in 1979, the year my family moved in down the street. I even worked there stocking shelves when I was in HS. There were a few different CSD's, but the last CSD, his name was Frank. He was cool for a CSD. Had an accent like most CSD's, and was probably foreign. *shrug* Bye CSD.

Chula Vista · 08-30-2017, 10:16 AM

Rip csd.

Trollheart · 08-30-2017, 10:25 AM

CSD: Miami.

You people are weird. We never really had "corner stores" here. Where I originally lived there were shops just at the end of the street, though literally about ten houses up from us there was one small shop which was where we went mostly for sweets and comics and stuff. Wasn't on a corner though.

Then, when we moved out to Darndale, which was actually in the process of being built, there were no shops at all. So some enterprising people used to bring vans of produce into the estate, most of which stayed there as sort of static shops. Once the big shopping centre opened across the road though, that was the end of them. I kind of miss the "vans". It used to be commonplace to ask "Is the van still open? "or to say "Hop over to the van there and get some milk would you?"

**Frownland** · 08-30-2017, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

CSD: Miami.

You people are weird. We never really had "corner stores" here. Where I originally lived there were shops just at the end of the street, though literally about ten houses up from us there was one small shop which was where we went mostly for sweets and comics and stuff. Wasn't on a corner though.

They're just small, general grocery/liquor shops that aren't necessarily on the corner. They just tend to be there because of higher traffic.

Trollheart · 08-30-2017, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

They're just small, general grocery/liquor shops that aren't necessarily on the corner. They just tend to be there because of higher traffic.

Yeah: reminds me of a soccer-related joke (probably won't get it unless you know British culture but anyway) ---

Why do Pakistanis make such terrible strikers?
Cos every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it!

Told you you wouldn't get it. Monkey knows...

08-29-2017, 03:18 PM	#52 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	My corner store dude's name is a dude from Georgia (country) named Naz that everyone calls Nazhole because Nazi is too easy and he'll flip a better name on you. He calls everyone cocksuckers, gets in fistfights with code enforcers, and will raise the price of a 6 pack right at the register if it's the last one in stock and he wants it. We're like this, obviously. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-29-2017, 03:35 PM	#54 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	My corner store dude can beat up your corner store dude. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-30-2017, 09:14 AM	#56 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Sadly, my corner store was closed this year. It opened in 1979, the year my family moved in down the street. I even worked there stocking shelves when I was in HS. There were a few different CSD's, but the last CSD, his name was Frank. He was cool for a CSD. Had an accent like most CSD's, and was probably foreign. shrug Bye CSD. __________________ See location...

08-30-2017, 10:16 AM	#57 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Rip csd. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

08-30-2017, 10:25 AM	#58 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	CSD: Miami. You people are weird. We never really had "corner stores" here. Where I originally lived there were shops just at the end of the street, though literally about ten houses up from us there was one small shop which was where we went mostly for sweets and comics and stuff. Wasn't on a corner though. Then, when we moved out to Darndale, which was actually in the process of being built, there were no shops at all. So some enterprising people used to bring vans of produce into the estate, most of which stayed there as sort of static shops. Once the big shopping centre opened across the road though, that was the end of them. I kind of miss the "vans". It used to be commonplace to ask "Is the van still open? "or to say "Hop over to the van there and get some milk would you?" __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018