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Old 12-16-2020, 09:49 AM   #1231 (permalink)
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Um I skimmed through it while my brain was paralysed from exhaustion, but I probably wouldn't have gotten it anyway. I'm immune to vague jokes, ask Charles
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Old 12-16-2020, 09:52 AM   #1232 (permalink)
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Did y’all really not get that that was a satirical review supposedly written from the ghosts’ perspective?

My guesses:

Bat is too much of a drunk ******* to give me the credit.

Marie didn’t even ****ing read it as usual.

Ant actually got it (that video is an awesome response btw)

And TH is actually that dense.
Given that you regularly **** on anything you don't like, or that offends you or.. well, that you feel you can or want to, no I didn't get it. Your problem is the old "cry wolf" situation: you make far too many controversial and often bordering on racist/bigoted posts that it's almost impossible now to tell when you're joking and when you're serious. That's your problem.

And don't call me dense, you ****er. You know how that gets my feckles up!

Thanks also for ignoring my compliment. Don't know why I bother. Why don't you lamplight your ass?
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Old 12-16-2020, 10:09 AM   #1233 (permalink)
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Why don't you lamplight your ass?
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Old 12-16-2020, 10:18 AM   #1234 (permalink)
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no I didn't get ... it's almost impossible now to tell when you're joking and when you're serious.
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That equals one hundred billion ghosts. That’s fifteen ghosts for every living person on the planet not to mention non-human ghosts, non-mammalian ghosts, plant ghosts, fungi ghosts, archaeal ghosts, alien ghosts, future ghosts, and the Holy Ghost. And mother****ing Casper. Friendly enough to rape you. Bitch.

We’re the Ghostbustersbusters trillions and trillions strong.
Yeah. Real confusing, dip ****. Were you educated in America?
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Old 12-16-2020, 10:28 AM   #1235 (permalink)
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Old 12-16-2020, 10:32 AM   #1236 (permalink)
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Yeah. Real confusing, dip ****. Were you educated in America?
It's confusing as to why you would do that but you going on an unhiged rant certainly makes sense.
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Why ya'll always trying to #cancel OH. Let him spread his wings and fly through the sky.

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Yeah. Real confusing, dip ****. Were you educated in America?
They have education in America? Since when?
Look, your using the word "we" means eff-all pal. You use that all the time to support your often outlandish views, as if everyone agrees with you or as if you're talking for a whole bunch of people, when in fact you're only spouting your own agenda. So no, it doesn't make the slightest bit of difference and it makes your rant no easier to categorise or recognise as a joke. If such it was.
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Old 12-17-2020, 06:02 PM   #1239 (permalink)
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Hubris by Oren Ambarchi

https://orenambarchiemego.bandcamp.com/album/hubris

This is a fantastic record start to finish but track three which features DNA’s Arto Lindsay is an especially glorious display of wildly intricate sound geometry.
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A Seat at the Table by Solange was ranked 2016 AOTY by Pitchfork, Spin, and Vibe.

It’s boring, uninspired garbage. Such a fantastic year and this is the best some professional critics can find. It’s incredible. Why do people who don’t like music listen to music? Go watch Judge Judy or whatever.
I’ve acknowledged what a bad take this was before but I need to apologize publicly on Freak Fighter for this because this is one of the great pop masterpieces of 2016 and I couldn’t have been more wrong.



****ing shameful review on my part. 5/5 record. 1/5 review on Freak Fighter.
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