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OccultHawk · 12-15-2020, 04:31 PM

MESSAGE TO THE GHOSTBUSTERS FROM THE GHOSTBUSTERSBUSTERS

**** the Ghostbusters. ****ing Bill Murray and the token black guy and the me too women and all six or seven of them. One hundred billion people have lived and died. That equals one hundred billion ghosts. That’s fifteen ghosts for every living person on the planet not to mention non-human ghosts, non-mammalian ghosts, plant ghosts, fungi ghosts, archaeal ghosts, alien ghosts, future ghosts, and the Holy Ghost. And mother****ing Casper. Friendly enough to rape you. Bitch.

We’re the Ghostbustersbusters trillions and trillions strong. Unstoppable. Rulers not only of Times Square but the entire universe and multiverse and every ****ing verse there ever was and ever will be in every dimension and every time and every time before time and time after time for all time. So **** you and your stupid ass bull**** movie. We’re going to eat your balls. This is a public service announcement. **** you.

The Batlord · 12-15-2020, 04:46 PM

I winder at which point in that incoherent screed youbforgot what your point was? Ghostbusters rules.

Anteater · 12-15-2020, 05:00 PM

I think this is what OH is trying to say.

OccultHawk · 12-15-2020, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I winder at which point in that incoherent screed youbforgot what your point was? Ghostbusters rules.

**** you drunk bitch that’s 5 star brilliant

The first good thing to ever come out of that movie

I’m a goddamn genius

**Marie Monday** · 12-15-2020, 05:10 PM

Church. Ghostbusters is lame

Edit for afterthought: it's funny how all those internet boys were livid about the ghostbusters reboot, as if something sacred had been ruined. Like, the original was almost as bad, and at least the reboot had some sex appeal to make up for it

The Batlord · 12-15-2020, 05:50 PM

I'd trample Scarlet Johanssen to **** the **** out of Bill Murray.

**Marie Monday** · 12-15-2020, 05:52 PM

After-afterthought (sorry, very long day and I'm too tired to function): even if you're right about ghostbusters you should still chill with the insults, Hawk

The Batlord · 12-15-2020, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marie Monday

After-afterthought (sorry, very long day and I'm too tired to function): even if you're right about ghostbusters you should still chill with the insults, Hawk

Roastbusters.

Trollheart · 12-15-2020, 07:39 PM

Ghostbusters was a funny movie. Not meant to be taken seriously, not sure why you're doing so. Perhaps a chill pill is in order, or maybe snog your dog. Life's too short*

Also, congrats on passing 60,000 views. I wouldn't have personally thought that you would have reached 59,999 but you proved me wrong. Well done.

* actually, life is by definition the longest thing you will ever experience. Bitch.

OccultHawk · 12-16-2020, 08:30 AM

Did y’all really not get that that was a satirical review supposedly written from the ghosts’ perspective?

My guesses:

Bat is too much of a drunk ******* to give me the credit.

Marie didn’t even ****ing read it as usual.

Ant actually got it (that video is an awesome response btw)

And TH is actually that dense.

12-15-2020, 04:31 PM	#1221 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	MESSAGE TO THE GHOSTBUSTERS FROM THE GHOSTBUSTERSBUSTERS ** the Ghostbusters. ing Bill Murray and the token black guy and the me too women and all six or seven of them. One hundred billion people have lived and died. That equals one hundred billion ghosts. That’s fifteen ghosts for every living person on the planet not to mention non-human ghosts, non-mammalian ghosts, plant ghosts, fungi ghosts, archaeal ghosts, alien ghosts, future ghosts, and the Holy Ghost. And mothering Casper. Friendly enough to rape you. Bitch. We’re the Ghostbustersbusters trillions and trillions strong. Unstoppable. Rulers not only of Times Square but the entire universe and multiverse and every ing verse there ever was and ever will be in every dimension and every time and every time before time and time after time for all time. So you and your stupid ass bull movie. We’re going to eat your balls. This is a public service announcement. ** you. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

12-15-2020, 07:39 PM	#1229 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Ghostbusters was a funny movie. Not meant to be taken seriously, not sure why you're doing so. Perhaps a chill pill is in order, or maybe snog your dog. Life's too short* Also, congrats on passing 60,000 views. I wouldn't have personally thought that you would have reached 59,999 but you proved me wrong. Well done. * actually, life is by definition the longest thing you will ever experience. Bitch. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-16-2020, 08:30 AM	#1230 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Did y’all really not get that that was a satirical review supposedly written from the ghosts’ perspective? My guesses: Bat is too much of a drunk ***** to give me the credit. Marie didn’t even **ing read it as usual. Ant actually got it (that video is an awesome response btw) And TH is actually that dense. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html