from freak fighter to lamp lighter

The Batlord · 05-01-2019, 04:50 PM

Can I do it for free?

Blarobbarg · 05-01-2019, 04:58 PM

Yes I would send a cockroach to hell for $20,000,000. Absolutely.

I do not care enough about a roach to contemplate what suffering it may or may not experience.

**Frownland** · 05-01-2019, 05:16 PM

inb4 the followup question that makes you both look hella racist.

If it was a question of sending a roach to its death I'd go for it, but eternity is a long time to suffer. Hell's on a magical level of pain or some **** so whether or not roaches feel pain (or register it in a similar way to us) on earth wouldn't be relevant. It's gonna suffer if you send it to suffer. I'd pretend to consider it for a while and still go through with it.

The ultimate question is why would you send a roach to burn in hell when you can burn that roach yourself and get faded?

The Batlord · 05-01-2019, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

inb4 the followup question that makes you both look hella racist.

I would totes send a black person to hell if I found them in my kitchen stealing my food and breeding.

OccultHawk · 05-01-2019, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Blarobbarg

Yes I would send a cockroach to hell for $20,000,000. Absolutely.

I do not care enough about a roach to contemplate what suffering it may or may not experience.

If the cockroach is capable of any kind of suffering at all after it has experienced the equivalent of all the suffering of all human beings combined past present and future it still wouldn’t have even started to suffer.

OccultHawk · 05-01-2019, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Can I do it for free?

Would you? Really?

The Batlord · 05-01-2019, 06:00 PM

I'd ask you if you've ever lived in a place with roaches but we both know you have.

OccultHawk · 05-01-2019, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

I'd ask you if you've ever lived in a place with roaches but we both know you have.

The wooden door under my kitchen sink is rotting. Recently I saw a roach walking on it so I sprayed it. A few more spilled out. They were nesting not inside the cabinet but inside the actual door. I sprayed a lot of insecticide into the openings of the rotten wood. ****ing bastards can live on the wood and mold and moisture in there and the counters and sink and floor have to be bleached every day but even poison and cleanliness can’t stop the little ****ers. I HATE them. I’ve gotten rid of fruit flies and ants and even mosquitoes but if you live in an old place with ghetto neighbors and dogs the roaches are all inside the walls going from apartment to apartment they’re insidious.

Was it Wolf who said she had never seen a roach? I mean they’re everywhere but in those dry climates out west they’re not so incredibly in your ****.

As bad as they are here, when I lived (briefly) in Brooklyn it was much worse.

The Batlord · 05-01-2019, 06:42 PM

When I was a kid for a while we had roaches in the house and ****ing god it makes you not feel like a human being. Luckily we got rid of them and I haven't had to live like that since, but we live right next to a marsh and every once in a while there'll just be one in the house and I'm always like, "Is this onethe vanguard of the end?"

OccultHawk · 05-02-2019, 07:30 PM

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it makes you not feel like a human being

That’s an interesting way to put it. There’s something about roaches invading your home that actually does seem to have that effect. It’s especially true if they’ve worn you down to the point to where you’re resigned to cohabitation. It’s as if they’ve declared their equality through an occupy movement.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	inb4 the followup question that makes you both look hella racist. If it was a question of sending a roach to its death I'd go for it, but eternity is a long time to suffer. Hell's on a magical level of pain or some **** so whether or not roaches feel pain (or register it in a similar way to us) on earth wouldn't be relevant. It's gonna suffer if you send it to suffer. I'd pretend to consider it for a while and still go through with it. The ultimate question is why would you send a roach to burn in hell when you can burn that roach yourself and get faded? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x