Ke$ha: Party at a Broke Dude's Journal

Trollheart · 03-27-2017, 07:07 PM

And you talk about MY walls of text?

Right, well since you're so fond of dishing it out to me, let's see how you can take it, Batboy.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

The silly lyrics

This could be any Kesha song (no I won't use a dollar sign for an "s", how ****ing thick is that?) right?

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the drankass delivery

*drunkass, I assume

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I don't know why people bitch about Ke$ha's use of auto-tune

Because if she could sing she wouldn't need it? Does Kate Bush need autotune?

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let's face it, Animal isn't an album of great diversity

She has diverse albums?

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then who the **** cares?

I think this sums up the view of many here on MB about your girlfriend.

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Like, gun to the head make it stop.

And this sums up my views on Kesha

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Ke$ha, I love you. No one else could write that **** and pull it off. No one. Britney? Blah. Madonna? Blah. Kylie? Blah. Christina? Nah. Taylor? Nah. Carly? Nah.

I think you're confusing an inability to write lyrics with a wish to be different. I don't think any of the abovementioned would write such lyrics, no, but that's because they have a little more taste, talent and sense.

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It's just another party song, but it's a party... at a rich dude's house. And Ke$ha threw up in Paris Hilton's closet. That actually happened too. Amazing.

There is literally nothing amazing about that.

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12. Dancing with Tears in My Eyes:

Is that a cover of the Ultravox song?

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If you're still listening then you have no ears

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13. Boots & Boys: With the club beats and party girl lyrics, it's easy to draw comparisons with Ke$ha's debut to Lady GaGa's, but at its best the pseudo-rap delivery and ridiculous lyrics very much give Animal it's own identity, but this song is definitely an outtake from The Fame. "Boots & Boys" is a perfectly fun pop song, but it betrays GaGa's influence to an extent that makes it derivative. But it's still pretty fun, so, cool.

*its

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And so we reach the end of Ke$ha's debut.

Breathes a sigh of relief.

The Batlord · 03-27-2017, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

And you talk about MY walls of text?

Right, well since you're so fond of dishing it out to me, let's see how you can take it, Batboy.

This was a wall of text cause it's a shameless Ke$ha fanboy journal to talk about Ke$ha as much as I want. Your enjoyment is neither needed nor asked for.

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*drunkass, I assume

Nope. Technically "drank" is a noun for cough syrup people drink to get ****ed up. I'm just using it as a term for simply being beyond drunk cause I find it humorous.

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Because if she could sing she wouldn't need it? Does Kate Bush need autotune?

Whether she needs it or not isn't the point, you dolt. It's a production technique which produces a sonic effect. That's all the reason necessary for it to be used, and it's why Ke$ha uses it.

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She has diverse albums?

More diverse than this one.

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And this sums up my views on Kesha

Pretty sure you did a Ke$ha review at some point and I was looking for it today but couldn't find it. Link?

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I think you're confusing an inability to write lyrics with a wish to be different. I don't think any of the abovementioned would write such lyrics, no, but that's because they have a little more taste, talent and sense.

For someone who likes Genesis you have an inability to appreciate other forms of trash.

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There is literally nothing amazing about that.

I guess the only party you've been to was in your mouth.

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Think I played this for you on plug once Batlord, and it's hilariously sucky. But why do anything else with it?

Nice review and agree with it all. TiK ToK is in the Top 10 tracks of all time.

Apparently nothing can save that ****show.

Trollheart · 03-28-2017, 07:18 AM

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This was a wall of text cause it's a shameless Ke$ha fanboy journal to talk about Ke$ha as much as I want. Your enjoyment is neither needed nor asked for.

Good, cos it won't be. Incidentally, are you saying your, as in, specifically Trollheart's, or your, as in anyone's enjoyment? Just wondered.

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Nope. Technically "drank" is a noun for cough syrup people drink to get ****ed up. I'm just using it as a term for simply being beyond drunk cause I find it humorous.

Huh. Never heard of that.

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Whether she needs it or not isn't the point, you dolt. It's a production technique which produces a sonic effect. That's all the reason necessary for it to be used, and it's why Ke$ha uses it.

You asked why people bitch about it. I explained.

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Pretty sure you did a Ke$ha review at some point and I was looking for it today but couldn't find it. Link?

Appropriately, it was in http://www.musicbanter.com/general-m...ml#post1651306

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For someone who likes Genesis you have an inability to appreciate other forms of trash.

Nah, I can appreciate Manowar. I could also appreciate Kosher on some level but I wouldn't be the slobbering fanboy you are. Don't see the appeal.

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I guess the only party you've been to was in your mouth.

There's never been a party in my mouth. If there was, you'd find me lurking in the kitchen, trying to avoid eye contact.

The Batlord · 03-28-2017, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Good, cos it won't be. Incidentally, are you saying your, as in, specifically Trollheart's, or your, as in anyone's enjoyment? Just wondered.

Check all that apply.

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You asked why people bitch about it. I explained.

And I explained why your complaint was irrelevant.