I don't control the matrix. Perhaps it's true

I didn't feel anything...

Did I ever exist?

bLANK! BLANK!

BLANK!

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John Cooper Clarke


APART FROM THE REVOLUTION
Each drop of blood a rose shall be
all sorrow shall be dust
blown by breezes to the sea
whose fingers thrust
into the corners of restless night
where creatures of the deep
avoid the flashing harbour lights
in search of endless sleep
there were executions
somebody had to pay
apart from the revolution
it’s another working day

a million angels sing
peasants eating cake
wedding bells are ringing
the room begins to shake
the children free from measles all
have healthy teeth and gums
they live in the cathedrals
and worship in the slums
poverty and pollution
have all swept away
apart from the revolution
it’s another working day

legit question is that henry rollins?

Yeah. He used to be my baby sitter.

5. Katsuyori Shibata vs Minoru Suzuki

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Shibata had just lost the British Heavyweight Championship to Zack Sabre Jr. due to Suzuki interfering in the match. Shibata searches for revenge against the man who caused his loss as well as searching for a win in to get him to the next round of the New Japan Cup.



The match begins and we quickly find Suzuki in control through cheating. Shibata slowly mounts a comeback. Eventually we have a long drawn out strike exchange til both men nail each other with a kick at the same time causing them both to fall down. Their body's red from the striking they begin to setup their finishers. Shibata hits his finisher, the penalty kick, for the pinball victory.

This match encapsulates Japanese wrestling. Two men willingly beating the shit out of each other to prove that they are tough. This match does an incredible job showing Japan's concept of the fighting spirit.

4. A.J. Styles vs. Brock Lesnar

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A.J. Styles defeats Jinder Mahal to become WWE championship once again. Styles is now walking into a match with the unstoppable force we call Brock Lesnar. Can Styles overcome the Beast Incarnate or will he be added to the list of victims.



Styles starts off getting dominated by Lesnar. Lesnar shows that he doesn't concern himself with Styles. Styles uses this to his advantage in order to mount a comeback and shows Lesnar that he's not someone to be trifled with.

Styles hits his finisher, the phenomenal forearm, only for Lesnar to kick out. Lesnar hits his F5 for a pin-fall victory.

3. Kushida vs. Will Ospreay Best of the Super Juniors 24 Final

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The story of this match is... different... Both of these men are painted as the underdog walking into it...

Ok... let me break it down. Will Ospreay challenges Kushida for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship at invasion Attack and loses. Ospreay wins Best of the Super Juniors 23 and gets to challenge Kushida for the belt again. Ospreay loses again. Ospreay can't defeat Kushida. Ospreay looks to win his second Best of Super Juniors match but has to defeat a man he hasn't been able to beat.

At Wrestle Kingdom 11 Kushida loses the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship to Hiromu Takahashi. Kushida challenges Hiromu to a rematch at Sakura Genesis but is defeated in just over two minutes. Kushida is now using the Best of the Super Juniors as a launching point to get himself back into the title picture and prove he can defeat Hiromu. First he needs to defeat one of, if not the most dangerous type of opponent, a man looking for redemption.



The match starts with the two men reversing and countering each others moves. It's established that the two men are equals with a back and forth. With neither man able to one-up the other the frustration boils over. They begin to kick each others heads in. Eventually they start to go for their finishers but they keep getting reversed. Finally Kushida hits a weak looking version of his finisher from the top rope. Kushida knows that this isn't enough to make his opponent stay down and rolls him through for a second time to get the pin-fall victory.

Why does it say Tekken 7?

Either their parent company owns the company that produces the game or its a sponsorship. Those are the most likely answers.

2. Kenny Omega vs Kazuchika Okada (All three matches)

I don't care that I'm putting three matches in one spot. My list, my way.

Shut up!

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Not much backstory here. Okada is champion and Omega won the G1 climax in order to challenge for the title at Wrestle Kingdom.



Omega works Okada's back. Okada somewhat lazily works through his moves. He shows us that he doesn't take Omega seriously as a challenger. Okada attempts his finisher early but fails to hit it. The match picks up and Omega starts working the back of Okada's neck. Okada becomes desperate and hits his finisher but Omega kicks out. Omega attempt his finisher but is never able to hit it. Okada hits his a second time and wins.

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Okada continues to defend his title but everyone obsesses over Omega from their match. Okada becomes agitated and challenges Omega to rematch. If beating him once doesn't settle that he's the better man a second win will.



The two go straight into their fight. They fight at a constant pace to a sixty minute draw.

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It's the G1 climax tournament and the two are meeting for a third time. Omega has lost twice in the tournament. Okada has lost once and had one draw. If Okada gets another draw he gets to go to the finals. Omega has to beat the man he can't beat and he has to do it in under thirty minutes. Okada's neck is stiff and hurting him from all his matches.



Omega targets Okada's neck. Okada fights back for all he's worth but succumbs to Omega.

omega man is the best wrestler in the world

that statement holds no weight because i havent watched much since early 2017 but at that time he was. i know styles gets a lot of credit for being up there, as does Okada and a few others, but it has to be Omega imo. if (when) he finally comes to WWE it will be the start of an era with matches so goddamn good nobody will even care about how stupid the writing is.

seriously though put Seth Rollins, Kenny Omega, Finn Balor, AJ Styles, and Kevin Owens in any promotion from any time period and they would steal the show. put all 5 of them in a promotion with guys like Dean Ambrose, Sami Zayn, Samoa Joe, etc. etc. and greatness is bound to happen.

So this is what it's like under the machine? How anticlimactic, new boss is the same as the old boss.

Get rid of Sami Zayn and this becomes a full on truth bomb.

Stay tuned. I'll return back to the story once I figure out what part 2 is.

you dont like Sami?

oh actually now that i think about it we discussed this already didnt we?

he's not main event quality imo but he will be a very valuable upper mid carder. frequent US/Intercontinental/Tag team champion imo.

I can agree to an extent. He always puts on good matches. Reliable guy when they need a filler spot.

#1 Katsuyori Shibata vs. Kazuchika Okada

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Now this is a match with so much story that it's going to take a few paragraphs to explain.

In 1999 New Japan decided it wanted to bring more legitimacy back to pro wrestling. They did this by bringing in MMA fighters to be wrestlers and wrestlers being forced to compete in MMA matches.

This booking decision went terribly! The wrestlers got their asses handed to them in a legitimate competition. The MMA fighters struggled to put on good wrestling matches. The company came face-to-face with financial burden. They weren't making enough money to survive.

The position to carry the company for years to come had fallen onto three rookies. Hiroshi Tanahashi, Shinsuke Nakamura, and Katsuyori Shibata. Shibata decided to leave the company in the middle of the companies financial problems.

Tanahashi becomes the Ace of New Japan and Nakamura becomes the companies number two. They are forced to carry the company and bring it back from financial crisis into success. They achieve this.

In 2012 New Japan has recovered from its terrible booking decisions in the early 2000's. This is when Shibata returns to the company. Shibata is forced to prove himself to the people he betrayed when he left. Shibata goes through several years of trials and tribulations to prove himself.

He proves himself to both of the men he abandoned all those years ago.

It's January 4th, 2016 Wrestle Kingdom 10 and the main event is Kazuchika Okada vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi. Okada defeats Tanahashi to retain the IWGP Heavyweight Championship. In the process Okada becomes the face of new ace of New Japan.

Shibata wins the 2017 New Japan Cup in order to challenge Okada for the IWGP Heavyweight championship. This is Shibata's big opportunity to not only become champion, but ascend to a position in the main event that he was supposed to be a part of all those years ago.


(Note: That headbutt ended Shibata's career)

The match begins and Shibata out wrestles him. Okada attempts to out do Shibata with a strike exchange but loses the exchange. Shibata is better then Okada. The only chance Okada has is to out last Shibata. That's a tall order considering that Shibata is one of, if not the toughest in man in professional wrestling.

Shibata is obsessed with the idea of proving how much better he is. He can't just beat him, he needs to decimate Okada. Shibata takes this so far that he refuses to go down when Okada hits his finisher.

Shibata's downfall is his refusal to accept anything less than annihilation. Wheather he likes it or not he's not that much better than Okada. He can't end him. Okada uses this to his advantage to hit his finisher a second time and wins the match.

I am Machine

Existence... The continuum... A flow of energy... I am normalcy...

The Only thing that exists is The Machine.

So, I'm going to start working on my best albums of 2017 list soon but I thought it was time to review 2017.

2017 in Review

Greatest new discovery of 2017:

Token. Yeah he's an Eminem rip-off, but if he's rapping this good at 19 imagine what he'll be able to achieve if he sticks with it. His album eraser shaving is a fun pop rap/ conscious Hip hop album. While he's not creating the most thought provoking lyrics he still weaves an interesting story.



Honorable mention: Melanie Martinez

Discovered her this year and I really dig her fun nursery rhyme inspired pop music.

Best new band of 2017

https://e.snmc.io/lk/o/l/ea107ad778f...d6/6424076.jpg
Horseneck!

Angry stoner metal. 'Nuff said.

Worst album of 2017:

It's a toss up between
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...Z8s09QlDrNPJ4g
Bjork's Utopia and

Legitimately shit - Milkman

Favorite wrestler of 2017: Kenny Omega
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...25lMc9KbnBOE0-

Omega's trilogy with Okada just may be the greatest trilogy ever. Seriously one of if not the greatest of all time.

Honorable mention: Kazuchika Okada
http://i.imgur.com/T2i34lF.jpg

I really like the story he told through out the year that culminated in his first loss all year against Evil. Then he makes a recovery before his rematch against Evil but now for the belt. Not to mention his trilogy against Omega.

damn evil beat okada? i guess that shows how much ive been watching lately but i just cant imagine how they book leading up to that to make it believable. how was the match?

It was a pretty good match. Evil shocked me frankly. I didn't think he'd do a very good match, but I was shocked by it.

The whole story was essentially Okada had had several matches that were hard hitting and wore him out. So Evil cheats a bunch to get a title victory.

Finally started relistening to my top 10 for 2017. That list should start in the next week or so. Soon as that's finished I'll start trying to do more regular reviews or something.

"Life is existence, right?" "No one knows." "Is he great?" "Who is he?" "The ultimate." "I apologize. I believe in the other form." "What are you searching for?"

I want what we all want, pleasure and food.

"Do you exist Blank?"

No. I am a collection of man.

I'm not taking that bet.

I listened and reorganized the top 5.

... shut up.

Yes. I'm almost done. I have a couple of albums to listen to first but I'm almost done.

fuck off. My list will be whatever I want it to be.

I was bored. So I made out with her. She told me my penis is too big.

I told her that hers is too small.

Ok, I have to ask, why do you keep posting these random pictures in my thread.

It’s like, in my mind, your insanity is like Chuck D. You’re laying down this crazy flow. My little image bombs are supposed to be like Flavor Flav occasionally dropping a yeah boyeeeee to add a little ambience. I’m the sideman. The color guy. I realize I’m not officially in the band but hey Wu Tang is for the babies.

Carry on my man

Raise yo pistils in the air and BLAM BLAM BLAM like you just don't care!

Who The Fuck Is This Artist?

New series coming soon.