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Blank. 01-02-2018 03:02 PM

9. A.J. Styles vs. John Cena III

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A.J. Styles had overcome Cena at Summerslam the previous year to go on and win the WWE championship. Styles had proven to everyone that he was deserving of being the Face of Smackdown live. Now coming for redemption was the face of WWE, John Cena. He needed to prove he was still the man that had been the face, the leader of WWE for ten years.

Cena was also a 15 time world champion. If Cena won he would be tied with the 16 time world champion Ric Flair for most title reigns.


(Why would they chose a love song for a story about redemption?)

Styles and Cena engage in a back and forth of counters and strikes telling us they are on equal footing. Both men kicking out of each others finishers telling us that these men will not let pain stop them. Eventually Cena hits his finisher then rolls through to hit his finisher for a second time to get the pinfall victory. Cena reaffirms his place as the face of WWE while Styles walks away letting everyone know he's on Cena's level and that the match could have gone either way.

Blank. 01-02-2018 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Blank. (Post 1897716)
I stared into the sun. Man was gone, a shell of its former self.

I stared into the sun... I wished for life to save me from my careless identity

I stared into the sun... it stared back...

I stared into the sun as it set over the barren fields of life

I stared into the nothingness

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Originally Posted by Doctor Life
Something isn't right with him nurse. Give him 50cc's of lorazepam.

Bye bye. The good doctor says I have to go.

Blank. 01-03-2018 12:28 PM

8. Kazuchika Okada vs. Minoru Suzuki for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship

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Okada has just defeated and over come Kenny Omega and now is awaiting to learn who his next challenger will be. Then Okada and his Chaos faction is attacked by Suzuki-gun. Minoru Suzuki stands above Okada challenging him for a title shot.

Leading up to the match Suzuki kept attacking Okada's leg. Okada now has to overcome a bad Knee as well as Suzuki. No big deal, he just has to overcome one of the greatest MMA fighters in the world.




Suzuki goes for Okada's Knee. Okada lies on the mat in constant pain. Suzuki laughs at Okada for even trying. Suzuki's biggest weakness is also his greatest strength. He's a glutton for punishment. He pushes Okada to the edge only to do everything he can to prove that he's tougher. Allowing Okada to comeback from the edge and pull himself into a victory.

Omega once said that a win against Suzuki is just a fancy way of saying that you survived Suzuki. And that is simply too true.

Blank. 01-03-2018 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Life
He's back in that place. I think it's time Nurse.

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Tell me something, Blank. Are you happy?
I don't know... Are you real?

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Originally Posted by John
Who are you?

Tell the good doctor I'm ok.

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Nothing but us is real.

Blank. 01-04-2018 10:33 AM

7. Brock Lesnar vs. Goldberg for the WWE Universal championship

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The majority of the matches I'm going to pick are considered masterpieces in their technicality. This is the only match that's on the other end of that spectrum. This isn't a technical masterpiece. It's too brutes picking each other up and slamming each other around.



Disliking this match because it's not technical is kind of like disliking The Ramones because they're not using Jazz chords. It's a stupid way too view music and wrestling. Sometimes the world needs two roided up Beef-heads just beating each other up...

Oh right, the story. Ok, so, Lesnar and Goldberg faced each other at Wrestlemania XX in which Lesnar lost. After the match both men leave. Goldberg goes into retirement and Lesnar tries his hand in other sports. Lesnar becomes a UFC Heavyweight Champion.

Lesnar finally leaves UFC and comes back to WWE and becomes the most dominant wrestler WWE has ever seen since Andre the Giant. He becomes the king of WWE. Lesnar invites Goldberg back to Wrestle him at Survivor Series to fix the one blemish on his career. Goldberg beats him in two minutes.

It's Wrestlemania and it could be Lesnar's last opportunity to redeem himself.

OccultHawk 01-04-2018 10:46 AM

Did blood soaked cage matches go out of style?

Blank. 01-04-2018 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1911021)
Did blood soaked cage matches go out of style?

Pretty much. A better way to put it would be we figured out how hard those matches were on the life of a wrestler. Much in the same vein of the concussion law suits for the NFL.

In 2007, Chris Benoit killed his whole family and himself. WWE in response turned the product over too be something more kid friendly to save face with sponsors.

WWE being the leader of pro wrestling around the world marked this moment as a change for the majority of wrestling. Even the companies that still do extreme don't do it that often anymore.

I don't watch the companies that still do, so you won't see it on my list. If you want to watch them I can point you in the right direction.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 01-04-2018 11:21 AM

pretty sure CZW just shut down a few months ago, right? extreme wrestling is dying, unfortuantely. well... i say unfortunately, but for the well being of those involved i suppose it’s for the best.

Blank. 01-04-2018 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1911030)
pretty sure CZW just shut down a few months ago, right? extreme wrestling is dying, unfortuantely. well... i say unfortunately, but for the well being of those involved i suppose it’s for the best.

I didn't hear that CZW shut down :(

Guess it's probably partly my fault cause I never supported them. Still sucks.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 01-04-2018 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Blank. (Post 1911036)
I didn't hear that CZW shut down :(

Guess it's probably partly my fault cause I never supported them. Still sucks.

i actually cant find evidence to support it did anywhere, hmm. i’m 100% sure i saw Johnny from nL tweet something about them closing.

OccultHawk 01-04-2018 11:43 AM

They have star known as Wifebeater lol

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 01-04-2018 11:56 AM

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They have star known as Wifebeater lol

yeah it’s a hoot

if you haven’t seen ECW during their original run you need to check it our. i dont care if youre a wrestling fan, there’s more entertaining than it. guys literally beating the **** out of each other with whatever the audience wanted to bring into the arena.

Blank. 01-05-2018 01:06 PM

6. Brock Lesnar vs Samoa Joe

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Great Balls of Fire? Hahahahahaha
What?

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That's the dumbest name I've ever heard! Hahahaha
You done yet?

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Nope! Hahahahaha...hahaha... ha... Okay, I'm done.
So anyway, Lesnar has beaten Goldberg and he's now champion. He's a monster that's stomping through the competition. Nothing can stop him seemingly. Then comes Samoa Joe, a man with martial arts training and just a generally badass attitude. He chokes out Lesnar's manager...

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Originally Posted by Paul Heyman
Ahem

Sorry. Lesnar's advocate. Joe then jumps Lesnar and chokes him out. Things feel like we may have a challenger that will dethrone Lesnar.



Joe gets Lesnar from behind before the match begins. Lesnar is getting stomped by Joe. Slowly Lesnar makes a comeback for us to find that the match has become a back and forth. Lesnar with an F5 for the win.

Blank. 01-05-2018 03:20 PM

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Why are you still here?

Are we real?

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Tell us how you feel.

Man is great...

Nirvanasux 01-05-2018 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Blank. (Post 1911307)
Are we real?



Man is great...

Some things you may want to consider, not posting stupid retarded crap like this. Seriously, your entire "journal" is a big cringe fest.

Here's an idea, get off this site and let the big boys talk about music. You have nothing productive to say.

rubber soul 01-06-2018 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Nirvanasux (Post 1911410)
Some things you may want to consider, not posting stupid retarded crap like this. Seriously, your entire "journal" is a big cringe fest.

Here's an idea, get off this site and let the big boys talk about music. You have nothing productive to say.

Spoken like someone who just made his first post. Blank may have his moments, but trust me, he is one of the big boys here.

Blank. 01-06-2018 12:09 PM

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Spoken like someone who just made his first post. Blank may have his moments, but trust me, he is one of the big boys here.

Thanks Rubber... I got this though.

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Some things you may want to consider, not posting stupid retarded crap like this. Seriously, your entire "journal" is a big cringe fest.

Here's an idea, get off this site and let the big boys talk about music. You have nothing productive to say.

Hi, it's nice to meet you. They call me Blank. This journal isn't meant to be taken seriously. It's just me screwing around. If you want to have a productive conversation about music my music journal is not the place.

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He's retreating within his world. Get him out.

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Are you sure he's retreating?

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Have you found him yet?


Blank. 01-06-2018 01:47 PM

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Pull me out doctor.

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Nirvanasux 01-06-2018 04:43 PM

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Spoken like someone who just made his first post. Blank may have his moments, but trust me, he is one of the big boys here.

I want you to look at my join date and realize I've been here longer and this is a trend with him. Nothing interesting to ever add to the conversation.


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Thanks Rubber... I got this though.

Yeah pencil eraser dude. He's got this.


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Hi, it's nice to meet you. They call me Blank.
Oh, they do? I thought they called you Jimmy John. Don't be stupid... Sorry, not something you can really help is it?

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This journal isn't meant to be taken seriously. It's just me screwing around. If you want to have a productive conversation about music my music journal is not the place.
Kill yourself.

OccultHawk 01-06-2018 05:26 PM

This must be a journal of the year conspiracy

#votehawk

rubber soul 01-07-2018 03:30 AM

So you made two posts just so you could harrass Blank? Yeah, you're a real contributor all right.

Blank. 01-07-2018 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvanasux (Post 1911708)
I want you to look at my join date and realize I've been here longer and this is a trend with him. Nothing interesting to ever add to the conversation.

Do you exist? Or are you apart of the machine?

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Do you have him yet John?

The Machine is coming.

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Key 01-07-2018 12:58 PM

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Nirvanasux 01-07-2018 04:21 PM

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I have doctor.

Blank. The user that should stop using this site cause he sucks at life.

Akai 01-07-2018 06:10 PM

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Blank. The user that should stop using this site cause he sucks at life.

Blank is aight, not sure who you are tho m8.

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Blank. 01-08-2018 12:16 AM

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Blank. The user that should stop using this site cause he sucks at life.

Are you John? You are aren't you?

Do you exist?

Nirvanasux 01-09-2018 02:47 PM

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Are you John? You are aren't you?

Do you exist?

...

Yes... you need to leave and come back to reality... It's consuming you...

Blank. 01-09-2018 02:50 PM

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...

Yes... you need to leave and come back to reality... It's consuming you...

There's nothing left...

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How do we help him?

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Only John can.


Trollheart 01-09-2018 02:50 PM

Busted! Nirvanasux is a sock puppet account for Blank! :clap: Well played!

Blank. 01-09-2018 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1912619)
Busted! Nirvanasux is a sock puppet account for Blank! :clap: Well played!

Shhhh! It's rude to talk during the movie.

Blank. 01-09-2018 05:19 PM

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I can't sit around anymore! We need to try something!

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No, we need to wait.

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This is so frustrsting!

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Hello doctor.
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What are you?

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The Matrix. Go to sleep, good doctor
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*Gak*

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*Gak*

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Are you awake Blank?
Yes. I am... Was their deaths real or fake?

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They're sleeping. You need to go back to sleep too.
Ok. Will the dreams be real?

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Only you know.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Frownland 01-09-2018 05:20 PM

*was they deaths

Nirvanasux 01-10-2018 04:08 PM

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Yes. I am... Was their deaths real or fake?



Ok. Will the dreams be real?



zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...



Blank! It killed the doctor and the nurse! You need to leave!

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Hello John
You're the matrix aren't you?

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It's too late for Blank, John. You still have a chance.
I'm not leaving without Blank!

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Your body will erode and The Machine will consume your mind. You still have time.
Fuck you!

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The Machine is coming.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 01-10-2018 07:21 PM

i swear to god if this is just leading to you promoting a new album

if it isnt then... well actually i dont really care either way

bulbasaur 01-11-2018 07:54 AM

please stop spoiling nier automata

Oriphiel 01-11-2018 10:42 AM

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please stop spoiling nier automata

:rofl:

Nirvanasux 01-11-2018 11:49 AM

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i swear to god if this is just leading to you promoting a new album

if it isnt then... well actually i dont really care either way

You're dead and don't even realize it... sad...

Blank! Where are you?!

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Hello John
Fuck off!

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Am I real John?
Blank!

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Am I John?
BLANK!

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Answer the question John.
I DON'T KNOW! ARE YOU HAPPY?

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No John, I'm not. I won't be happy til you leave the Matrix.
Not without Blank...

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If death is what you seek than you may have it.

Blank. 01-11-2018 03:26 PM

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There's nothing else here. Just a destroyed world. Use your final moments to slowly burn your soul and let your mind be consumed by the machine.

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Oriphiel 01-11-2018 03:33 PM

Hey Blank

Word on the street is that resistance is futile

You should get on that, my man

OccultHawk 01-11-2018 03:41 PM

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