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08-03-2015, 03:33 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Where's my backstory? I think that's the question we're all wondering.
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08-03-2015, 04:37 PM
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silky smooth
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Chapter Five: Showdown At the round table in the castle... Yorkius: Well that was pretty weird. Trolldalf: *sigh*, I can't believe I had to babysit two people on a mushroom trip right before the most important meeting in Music Banterus's history! Yorkius: Hey man, I didn't know this was going on when I took them. I thought this was just going to be a regular Tuesday. Trolldalf: A regular Tuesday for you is doing shrooms?! Christophe: A regular Tuesday for me is even more than that! Ki: A regular Tuesday for me is bitches. Trolldalf: ...can we just get onto the topic at hand? I'm sure we all know why we've been gathered here today. We have experienced a great loss at-...is Gloofe asleep?! Christophe: Those were some hardcore shrooms man. Don't blame him, blame the Gods of the Trip Realm. Trolldalf: Anyway, I think we all know that we can't simply go on without a leader. Something like this has never happened to our great kingdom before, and it is very important that we find a suitable replacement immediately. Yorkius: But who will his replacement be? 'Cause I mean...I'd be down. Christophe: Ha! Like anyone would want to take orders from you. Obviously it should be me, especially because I have an awesome mustache. And all the great leaders have had a sweet mustache. Ki: Nah you guys would suck, but hey by the way have you heard of this band pg.lost? ?????: I'll tell you who'd be a good leader. My dick, bitch! Just then, the doors to the round table room swung open violently. In the doorway stood Droltab. Christophe: The hell? What are you doing here? Droltab: I'm here to kick ass and get laid, with an extra side of titties. Now come here so I can teach you a lesson! Droltab unsheathed his blade and charged at Christophe. However, he was immediately prepared to counter-attack. An epic duel ensued. Yorkius: Damn this is pretty entertaining. Hey if anyone's taking bets I'm putting $5 down on Christophe. Ki: I don't know, Droltab seems pretty pissed off. I wonder what he's mad about? Trolldalf: I wonder if we should stop them? Yorkius: It's probably best to let them work out their problems. Who knows, they might even be friends after they're done! Droltab: I'm gonna tie you up and break each limb one by one while pooping on you each day and periodically dipping you into a vat full of scorpions and...other stuff! Christophe: I'm gonna break into your house and steal all the macaroni! Droltab: You...wouldn't...dare! Yorkius: ...Alright, maybe they won't be friends after they're done. Trolldalf: Oh, what a pain. Alright, time for some magic. ?????: Magic? Boy, it's been some time since you've resorted to that, Trolldalf. Ki: *gasp*, it's you! Lambspoon! Trolldalf: I-...I thought you weren't going to come with us? Lambspoon: Initially that was my decision, but I think I have one more adventure left in me. But before we can discuss the terms of that, we should take care of these fools. Lambspoon reached out his hand and said some unimportant arbitrary spell name to launch the blades from Droltab and Christophe's hands. Droltab: Oh hell no, we're settling this here and now! Lambspoon: That is just about enough, Droltab. However, it is clear that once you're pissed off enough you become quite formidable with a blade. Perhaps you should come with us on this journey? Droltab: Hmm...the opportunity to set out on a brave quest, return to find fame and glory and infinite bitches is difficult to pass up...even if it means travelling with you losers. Although I do have just one question: where would we be going? Trolldalf: We must set out to find...The Sacred Yak. To be continued....................
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08-04-2015, 08:59 AM
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08-04-2015, 09:05 AM
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08-04-2015, 03:26 PM
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08-04-2015, 04:35 PM
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