Fiddler's Adventures On Patrol

Pet_Sounds · 06-13-2015, 07:21 AM

I think he means the protective kind.

fiddler · 06-13-2015, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

So did you shine your flashlight in their faces?

What... what on Earth did you use the cups for?

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

I think he means the protective kind.

They bought lunch and got to listen to the Master Sergeant's spill about safety and all of this. And yes I mean the protective kind for your 'nads.

Chula Vista · 06-13-2015, 08:51 AM

Is wearing a cup SOP for all cops these days?

fiddler · 06-13-2015, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Is wearing a cup SOP for all cops these days?

Dunno. I do, and I know a few who don't. And in that situation, I'll take my cup every time.

fiddler · 06-14-2015, 04:21 PM

Fall in roll call!

Pretty run of the mill day. Got my taser recerts-always fun to get tased.

There's this 4-way intersection with a 4-way stop sign that people constantly blow through. Combined with the trees, it makes the intersection a fairly dangerous one. I was sitting at say the Southern road into the junction and this woman flies through the intersection running East-West. So I turn left to pursue her. Pull her over and before I can even get out of my car, she jumps out of hers and starts stomping her way towards me.

After having a taser pointed her, put in hand cuffs & detained, and sitting down and cooling her jets a bit, she was sent her way with a citation for running the stop sign and friendly advice not to charge at a police cruiser like an angry bull.

That's it! Get outta my line of sight!

The Batlord · 06-14-2015, 05:43 PM

I bet she's happy she's a white chick.

fiddler · 06-14-2015, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I bet she's happy she's a white chick.

She was Latino, not that it has anything to do with anything. I specifically omitted her race for a reason.

Chula Vista · 06-15-2015, 03:27 PM

Help?

So my great niece has a car that's registered and owned in the name of the dude who recently killed himself with a telephone poll. She's trying to get control on the vehicle but is running up against ridiculous legal obstacles.

The car and registration are in the deceased's name. What should she do?

fiddler · 06-15-2015, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Help?

So my great niece has a car that's registered and owned in the name of the dude who recently killed himself with a telephone poll. She's trying to get control on the vehicle but is running up against ridiculous legal obstacles.

The car and registration are in the deceased's name. What should she do?

Talk to a lawyer. That's my only advice in any situation like that because I'm not a JAG and thusly cannot give legal advice.

fiddler · 06-18-2015, 06:11 PM

Fall in grunts and act like you know what a straight line looks like!

I love going to the PX because people are parked on the sidewalk. What kind of driver's license you have that allows you to park on the sidewalk like a straight up idiot? Let alone the sign that says otherwise. Had two cars and a van towed. The owner of the van comes out and of course gets ticked off. Sorry lady! Go pay the $50 to get your car out of the wrecker service's lot because you can't read/choose not to.

Had to go to a local cemetery and deal with a pissy funeral director moving the casket of a soldier. Apparently there were about 12 plots which had become so eroded that the caskets were in danger of falling into the river. Any time you disturb a service member's final resting place, you have to have an Honor Guard detail and an MP or two. The director was quite annoyed that his schedule was delayed half an hour waiting on the Honor Guard detail. I may or may not have dropped a line to my Sheriff's Deputy buddy about the expired tags on the hearse. May or may not have.

And of course with the heat wave, we've had people being treated for dehydration by the Medics left and right. Well when a Medic has to treat you for the same thing twice in a week, they're required to take you to the hospital and get you checked out to make sure everything is okay. I got called because this situation came up and the Soldier basically refused to go to the hospital. I told him he could go willingly with the Medics or I could put him into handcuffs and take him myself. He took the Medics.

Alright drop and bang out 10 and get lost!

06-13-2015, 07:21 AM	#31 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	I think he means the protective kind. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

06-13-2015, 08:51 AM	#33 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Is wearing a cup SOP for all cops these days? __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-14-2015, 04:21 PM	#35 (permalink)
fiddler Music Addict Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 242	Fall in roll call! Pretty run of the mill day. Got my taser recerts-always fun to get tased. There's this 4-way intersection with a 4-way stop sign that people constantly blow through. Combined with the trees, it makes the intersection a fairly dangerous one. I was sitting at say the Southern road into the junction and this woman flies through the intersection running East-West. So I turn left to pursue her. Pull her over and before I can even get out of my car, she jumps out of hers and starts stomping her way towards me. After having a taser pointed her, put in hand cuffs & detained, and sitting down and cooling her jets a bit, she was sent her way with a citation for running the stop sign and friendly advice not to charge at a police cruiser like an angry bull. That's it! Get outta my line of sight! __________________ Every being is intelligent. But if you measure a fish's intelligence on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live forever thinking it's stupid.

06-15-2015, 03:27 PM	#38 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Help? So my great niece has a car that's registered and owned in the name of the dude who recently killed himself with a telephone poll. She's trying to get control on the vehicle but is running up against ridiculous legal obstacles. The car and registration are in the deceased's name. What should she do? __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-18-2015, 06:11 PM	#40 (permalink)
fiddler Music Addict Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 242	Fall in grunts and act like you know what a straight line looks like! I love going to the PX because people are parked on the sidewalk. What kind of driver's license you have that allows you to park on the sidewalk like a straight up idiot? Let alone the sign that says otherwise. Had two cars and a van towed. The owner of the van comes out and of course gets ticked off. Sorry lady! Go pay the $50 to get your car out of the wrecker service's lot because you can't read/choose not to. Had to go to a local cemetery and deal with a pissy funeral director moving the casket of a soldier. Apparently there were about 12 plots which had become so eroded that the caskets were in danger of falling into the river. Any time you disturb a service member's final resting place, you have to have an Honor Guard detail and an MP or two. The director was quite annoyed that his schedule was delayed half an hour waiting on the Honor Guard detail. I may or may not have dropped a line to my Sheriff's Deputy buddy about the expired tags on the hearse. May or may not have. And of course with the heat wave, we've had people being treated for dehydration by the Medics left and right. Well when a Medic has to treat you for the same thing twice in a week, they're required to take you to the hospital and get you checked out to make sure everything is okay. I got called because this situation came up and the Soldier basically refused to go to the hospital. I told him he could go willingly with the Medics or I could put him into handcuffs and take him myself. He took the Medics. Alright drop and bang out 10 and get lost! __________________ Every being is intelligent. But if you measure a fish's intelligence on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live forever thinking it's stupid.