Fiddler's Adventures On Patrol

fiddler · 06-09-2015, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Moss

So they still serve that stuff? I never served but someone told me it was always on the menu.

It's gotten better in recent times. And state side cooking tends to be w lot better.

The Batlord · 06-09-2015, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Moss

So they still serve that stuff? I never served but someone told me it was always on the menu.

"So, would you like food, or should I just vomit onto some bread?"

fiddler · 06-09-2015, 06:49 PM

Army food honestly isn't as bad as Hollywood says it is. But still, it's not five star dining, either. It's fill ya and get ya back to work food.

I don't really have anything to add today other than I convinced a guy to stick the tip of his tongue to a metal rack in the freezer. I told him (he's young and stupid) that he could just barely tip it a little and it wouldn't stick. It stuck like glue just like I knew it would. See when we get a fresh batch in, we have to mess with 'em a little bit.

Moss · 06-09-2015, 11:13 PM

You guys should just call him "Flick" going forward.

Black Francis · 06-10-2015, 09:48 AM

Wait, this journal is cool and all but where is the cops theme song?

"Police no kiki, no way
police no kiki, no way, i say"

fiddler · 06-10-2015, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Moss

You guys should just call him "Flick" going forward.

We've been calling him "Private Freeze". Or just "Freeze". And he's been catching hell on Earth for his sheer ignorance? Stupidity?

That's a lesson for ya, kids. Don't ever listen to the Sergeant when he says "Don't worry, I've done it hundreds of times!"

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

Wait, this journal is cool and all but where is the cops theme song?

"Police no kiki, no way
police no kiki, no way, i say"

I got your theme song right here:

Plankton · 06-10-2015, 01:45 PM

This one's pretty neat too:

fiddler · 06-12-2015, 05:50 PM

Fall in turds and listen up! Sarge has got your daily report for ya right here!

Had a training exercise going on today in which we had some US Marshals on post in some civilian clothing in some clearly marked vehicles (they had orange reflective triangles on the cars) engaging in some "Suspicious Activity". Some were speeding, some were swerving, some were making unnecessary evasive maneuvers when they saw the MP cruiser come up behind them/around the curve/etc. The objectives were simple:

Identify the suspicious activity;
Radio dispatch to update them (and the Sergeants) of the situation;
Engage the suspect/investigate the suspicious activity;
React accordingly to the situation that is going to quickly go outta wack;
Apprehend the suspect and contain the situation.

Note: Everyone involved were using paintball guns

And when I say outta wack, that could mean anything. You could somebody over for simple swerving and they take off driving. Or for instance the poor bastards that rolled up on me personally I let them get up to the driver's side and opened fire on them with my paintball gun.

At the end of the exercise, we had four MPs that had this of been a live fire exercise would be dead or on the way. All four of them were rookies.

I personally got dispatched to a 10-10 at the Exchange (fight in progress) and a request for backup. I get there and these three women are fighting each other tooth and nail. It took SIX of us to separate these three women...all I have to say is thank God for cups! All three were charged with two counts Assault & Battery, one count Assault & Battery on a Police Officer, one count causing a public disturbance, and one count destruction of public property.

Had a great brigade run this morning, even had some of the 82nd boys running with us. It quickly turned into a cadence calling contest between us and them. Of course we won, but don't tell them that!

All right that's it! Fall out!

Key · 06-12-2015, 10:38 PM

I've been reading this the entire way through, and this is seriously some interesting stuff. Keep it up man, it's a very enjoyable read.

The Batlord · 06-13-2015, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fiddler

Fall in turds and listen up! Sarge has got your daily report for ya right here!

Had a training exercise going on today in which we had some US Marshals on post in some civilian clothing in some clearly marked vehicles (they had orange reflective triangles on the cars) engaging in some "Suspicious Activity". Some were speeding, some were swerving, some were making unnecessary evasive maneuvers when they saw the MP cruiser come up behind them/around the curve/etc. The objectives were simple:

Identify the suspicious activity;
Radio dispatch to update them (and the Sergeants) of the situation;
Engage the suspect/investigate the suspicious activity;
React accordingly to the situation that is going to quickly go outta wack;
Apprehend the suspect and contain the situation.

Note: Everyone involved were using paintball guns

And when I say outta wack, that could mean anything. You could somebody over for simple swerving and they take off driving. Or for instance the poor bastards that rolled up on me personally I let them get up to the driver's side and opened fire on them with my paintball gun.

At the end of the exercise, we had four MPs that had this of been a live fire exercise would be dead or on the way. All four of them were rookies.

So did you shine your flashlight in their faces?

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I personally got dispatched to a 10-10 at the Exchange (fight in progress) and a request for backup. I get there and these three women are fighting each other tooth and nail. It took SIX of us to separate these three women...all I have to say is thank God for cups! All three were charged with two counts Assault & Battery, one count Assault & Battery on a Police Officer, one count causing a public disturbance, and one count destruction of public property.

What... what on Earth did you use the cups for?

06-09-2015, 06:49 PM	#23 (permalink)
fiddler Music Addict Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 242	Army food honestly isn't as bad as Hollywood says it is. But still, it's not five star dining, either. It's fill ya and get ya back to work food. I don't really have anything to add today other than I convinced a guy to stick the tip of his tongue to a metal rack in the freezer. I told him (he's young and stupid) that he could just barely tip it a little and it wouldn't stick. It stuck like glue just like I knew it would. See when we get a fresh batch in, we have to mess with 'em a little bit. __________________ Every being is intelligent. But if you measure a fish's intelligence on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live forever thinking it's stupid.

06-10-2015, 09:48 AM	#25 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Wait, this journal is cool and all but where is the cops theme song? "Police no kiki, no way police no kiki, no way, i say" __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

06-10-2015, 01:45 PM	#27 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	This one's pretty neat too: __________________ See location...

06-12-2015, 05:50 PM	#28 (permalink)
fiddler Music Addict Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 242	Fall in turds and listen up! Sarge has got your daily report for ya right here! Had a training exercise going on today in which we had some US Marshals on post in some civilian clothing in some clearly marked vehicles (they had orange reflective triangles on the cars) engaging in some "Suspicious Activity". Some were speeding, some were swerving, some were making unnecessary evasive maneuvers when they saw the MP cruiser come up behind them/around the curve/etc. The objectives were simple: Identify the suspicious activity; Radio dispatch to update them (and the Sergeants) of the situation; Engage the suspect/investigate the suspicious activity; React accordingly to the situation that is going to quickly go outta wack; Apprehend the suspect and contain the situation. Note: Everyone involved were using paintball guns And when I say outta wack, that could mean anything. You could somebody over for simple swerving and they take off driving. Or for instance the poor bastards that rolled up on me personally I let them get up to the driver's side and opened fire on them with my paintball gun. At the end of the exercise, we had four MPs that had this of been a live fire exercise would be dead or on the way. All four of them were rookies. I personally got dispatched to a 10-10 at the Exchange (fight in progress) and a request for backup. I get there and these three women are fighting each other tooth and nail. It took SIX of us to separate these three women...all I have to say is thank God for cups! All three were charged with two counts Assault & Battery, one count Assault & Battery on a Police Officer, one count causing a public disturbance, and one count destruction of public property. Had a great brigade run this morning, even had some of the 82nd boys running with us. It quickly turned into a cadence calling contest between us and them. Of course we won, but don't tell them that! All right that's it! Fall out! __________________ Every being is intelligent. But if you measure a fish's intelligence on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live forever thinking it's stupid.

06-09-2015, 11:13 PM	#24 (permalink)
Moss Scuttle Buttin' Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Boulder Colorado Posts: 972	You guys should just call him "Flick" going forward.

06-12-2015, 10:38 PM	#29 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	I've been reading this the entire way through, and this is seriously some interesting stuff. Keep it up man, it's a very enjoyable read.