DianneW

DianneW

A man asks the devil: “how much does it cost to be the greatest guitar player in the world?”

The devil says: “Give me your soul.”


What is the difference between a rock guitarist, and a jazz guitarist?

One plays three chords in front of thousands of people, the other plays thousands of chords in front of three people.


What do you call a guitar player who only knows two chords?

A music critic.


What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A moo-sician.


A young child told his mother “When I grow up I’m going to be a guitarist.”

His mother responded, “Well honey, you know you can’t do both.”


Asked a friend why he was licking his guitar

He said he had a good taste in music.

Plankton

Songs about James Robert Kennedy... no wait. Just tunes about tuning in.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2G6VVcw_cI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w84g8tN2qMM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyCEexG9xjw

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I'm carrying this stuff over from the Disc Golf thread so it's not completely derailed and while there's no Furniture Restoration thread anywhere here, not that I'd expect there be one, I figure this is as good of a spot as any. A bit of a hobby of mine, and I set up that huge wall of speakers in my garage to listen to stuff while I work on things, so this is what I'm doing while I'm listening. Sometimes. Lots of Yes and Goose in the background for this one, iirc.

...and it aint a disc golf rack but here's my next completed piece. A garbage/recycling bin redone to match another piece of existing furniture for a friend.

List of modifications:

• Disassemble (the hinges were busted and the bottom plank was loose and just pinned with pin nails, also the handle/knob was old and loose with no anchors to keep it from spinning)
• Sand with 100/150/220
• Paint interior with flat black spray paint
• Tape off painted areas
• Fill holes/gaps in face board mounted to the wood drawer frame with wood putty
• Run a bead of caulk around inside perimeter of face board/wood frame
• Paint exterior with flat white ceiling paint (for texture)
• Resand exterior with 150/220
• Remount bottom hinge plank using liberal amount of wood glue and existing pin nails
• Fill old hinge mount holes with wood putty
• Paint exterior with gloss white (6 coats)
• Wood glue bottom support planks in place (they were also only being held together with just pin nails)
• Mount foot nubs to bottom support planks to get the frame up off of the floor
• Mask off accent areas where the wooden rivets/nubs are to achieve a rectangular bracket look
• Paint masked off areas gloss black
• Reassemble using new black handle/knob and new heavier black hinges

Up next: A Work Bench with mounted vice, peg board, and places to store things.

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The Wall:



I added a sound bar to it lately. I got it free from my friend who moved so what the heck why not. It added some full centeredness to the overall sound. Very immersive, even though it cuts a bit of the L/R channel separation a bit. I also noticed I had the PA set to only the two channels, so I switched it over to Passive which includes the Sub. What a difference!

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Oh, hey... I guess I already carried it over. Just looked at the last couple of pages.

Awhoops

Currently listening to:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqoWFVhdQCA

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DianneW

Another Clever Clucker Conversion....Well done. husband has made a Hedgehog House and a Wooden Cold Frame..I do know I have a picture of the HH....


found it. made from pallet wood....for veggies mainly..and lettuce's



hope all good with you Plonker..I am good..well as can be..haha at my age....

Plankton

Looks solid. Do you have a pet Hedge Hog?

Also, I am indeed a Plonk who Plonks. lol

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Enjoy seeing Photos a lot..brings about life...Glad you putting photos up and love your Leopard he would be well looked after in my home..we know how to treat Animals..


People are normally the problem it seem's
you play guitar I do believe, hate you now. adding...I play badly but still enjoy it and now having a go at an old Elka Organ, 60's era bought it in the UK in memory of my late Dad, who played & painted well, like wise my Sister plus a guitar player..she married a Guitar Music Teacher for heavens sake.. .....
.I am good for nothing..joke of course it is...I cook well and argue well.



This just that we get in the garden here...Prickly Creatures non stroke...

https://www.natgeokids.com/uk/discov...hedgehog-facts

This is the kids version for you..

DianneW

Best Song Ever..BBC had it banned at one time..strange lot..Best time we heard this as a Family Camping at Estartit Costa Brava Spain...they had a disco up the top of the Camping Site and you had to drive up there it was that steep..Great Atmosphere..All the flashing disco lights in the night sky. We had days even of so many holidays people from various countries sing and play guitars to there local songs..of course
Auld Lang Syne