The Batlord

Anybody Killa: Hatchet Warrior

Goddammit. As much as I didn't want to do Blaze Ya Dead Homie and Boodox I don't want to do this asshat ten times more. I kind of dug Blaze, and he had some entertaining contributions on other people's stuff, and I had no idea just how much I hated Boondox. Seriously, fuck that asshole. Worst thing to happen to hip hop since Biggie killed Tupac. But that's not important right now. I've heard all of one ABK song and it...wasn't the worst thing I've ever heard, but that's about all I can say about it. But if you listen to Psychopathic at all then you can't escape this dude. For some bizarre reason he's on just about everybody's track. I have no idea why cause he brings nothing. He's just sort of their to make all the other guys look better, and if you're the guy who makes Blaze Ya Dead Homie look better then you should kill yourself. If this guy is lucky I might actually make it to the end of this album, but I'm not making any promises.

P.S. Worst. Album cover. Ever.




Man. I've been listening to this shit the whole time I was typing that up and I haven't heard anything that made even the slightest impression yet. ABK is Native American and supposedly his schtick is that he's an undead "native"...something or other (Get it? Indian? Hatchet?) It's nice to see him honoring his roots by using them as a cheap gimmick to sell bad hip hop to retards. So, would a Native American Uncle Tom be an Uncle Geronimo or an Uncle Sitting Bull? Honestly, who the fuck cares? He's far too terrible to worry about such things. Fuck off ABK. I'm done. I've got Bolt Thrower to go listen to and this is taking up my semi-valuable time. I can't even be bothered to come up with a witty witticism to mock his pronounced lisp.

*snort* What the fuck? "Shooting off arrows like AK's"? "Native hydro"? Kill yourself.

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