The Batlord

Boondox: The Harvest

I figure it's time I do a Psychopathic artist other than ICP or Twiztid. I've been dreading this moment. The moment when my qualified praise turns into me trying to figure out funny ways to say "This sucks". Well, I've heard a couple Boondox songs, but other than that I can't really remember much of him. Might as well start with some douche I'm not familiar with.




Alright, why the fuck is this guy such a fixture on the whole juggalo thing? I've only been listening to this for thirty seconds and I already despise this. I'm not even entirely sure why. There's just something about this that brings the hate brimming up into my mouth. But it's a new and undefined hate, so it is cold and indifferent. But it grows.

As the cover implies, Boondox's gimmick is that he raps as a redneck (or an undead scarecrow or something but who gives a shit?) Why he should do this given ICP's outspoken hatred for rednecks I do not know. I guess they were just scraping the bottom of the juggalo barrel for gimmicks. Whatever, even juggalos should feel embarrassed listening to this. I don't care about being open-minded or non-elitist, if anyone comes onto this site saying they like this crap then I'm gonna mock them until they leave because I assure you we don't want them here. Go ahead and fucking ban me. I don't give a shit. It'd be better than being on the same site with such a fuckwad.

I've heard a couple songs that are kinda fun, but only because they have a decent chorus. But his verses are so generic, untalented, cheesy, and have so little personality that even I can't unhook my brain enough to be able to enjoy them. Making it to anything worth listening to is like slogging through the swamp of mediocrity where this asshole is obviously fucking his sister, not because he's actually a redneck, but because he has to retain his juggalo cred.

I've listened to half of this album already, but I'm done. This isn't growing on me. If it does then I'm going to put a bullet between my eyes. If I let Ron Jeremy put his cock on my tongue, took his sperm into my mouth, spat it onto the ground, licked it up, spat it back onto the ground, licked it up again, spat it into my hand, and then rubbed it onto my nipples it would still leave a better taste in my mouth than this album.

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