The Batcave: Where The Batlord Sits On His Bat-Throne Plotting His Bat-Schemes

Trollheart · 03-29-2013, 12:53 PM

Again, absolutely brilliant and worthy of a movie: no, a series of movies! Lots of cool merchandising tie-ins, of course. And several albums with the soundtrack.

As for how you got back, I heard a minstrel wandering away from the wall of noise that was the festival spake thusly:

"And when the Batlord, who had helped us all rid the land of False Metal forever, was accosted most grievously by his bride-to-be in the latrine, there was only one place he could go, one escape, and so it proved. Headfirst down the bog he went, and that was the last the land ever saw of this brave hero."

What they didn't know was that the toilet had been built on a wormhole, and that led you back to the present. Maybe. Or off on another, unplanned adventure? The choice is yours....

03-29-2013, 12:53 PM	#11 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Again, absolutely brilliant and worthy of a movie: no, a series of movies! Lots of cool merchandising tie-ins, of course. And several albums with the soundtrack. As for how you got back, I heard a minstrel wandering away from the wall of noise that was the festival spake thusly: "And when the Batlord, who had helped us all rid the land of False Metal forever, was accosted most grievously by his bride-to-be in the latrine, there was only one place he could go, one escape, and so it proved. Headfirst down the bog he went, and that was the last the land ever saw of this brave hero." What they didn't know was that the toilet had been built on a wormhole, and that led you back to the present. Maybe. Or off on another, unplanned adventure? The choice is yours.... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018