The Batcave: Where The Batlord Sits On His Bat-Throne Plotting His Bat-Schemes

The Batlord · 01-02-2013, 11:43 AM

I'd begun to think that nobody was reading this thread anymore. That my brilliance was but pearls before poseur swine. I have been pleasantly surprised, but I am watching you.

**Janszoon** · 01-02-2013, 12:31 PM

I've been reading all of it yo.

Unknown Soldier · 01-02-2013, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm PMing you about this because I sort of have to stay in character in the thread, and this would sort of kill that. Anyway, I'm not sure if I'm gonna do another one since the joke may have been taken to it's logical conclusion already. The only way to expand on it would be to make a longer one, and the first one's shortness is hard to replicate in a longer one and might just jump the shark. I already tried writing another one and it sort of fell apart. I've got a bitchin' first chapter though that makes me want to try again sometime. Maybe I'll just post it like a bonus track or something.

My advice is to mix up your journal, but keep the epics and maybe try and tie them into a really big epic, just think of Wheel of Time which you know well and how slow and fleshed out that was.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'd begun to think that nobody was reading this thread anymore. That my brilliance was but pearls before poseur swine. I have been pleasantly surprised, but I am watching you.

If you start a journal and are relying on people making comments then you're going to be disappointed, most people just read and don't comment! As for mine, I just did it to finally get all my musical ideas down on paper (so to speak) and express something that I'm really interested in. I have a few friends who are not members of this forum, but they still read my journal and comment to me about it, along with people that make comments about it on here. So it gets enough attention from others.

Trollheart · 01-03-2013, 12:57 PM

I heard you were in talks with Guillermo del Toro about bringing your idea to the big screen. I'd pay to see that!

Ditto what US says: look at my journal. You'll see post after post after post after post (you get the idea) with maybe a comment stuffed in here and there, but mostly it's almost like someone muttering to themselves (who said that?) and decidedly unhealthy for sure, but lobotomies are no longer available on the HSE (our version of the NHS) so what can you do?

As an old ad for "Kit Kat" once had it: just enjoy it!
Oh, and don't forget to check your "views": this'll show you how many people are checking out the journal, even if they don't post comments. Helps keep you sane sometimes (though you're probably way past that).

I think you and US should go on a bitchin' quest together... nah, too gay, huh?

The Batlord · 01-03-2013, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier

My advice is to mix up your journal, but keep the epics and maybe try and tie them into a really big epic, just think of Wheel of Time which you know well and how slow and fleshed out that was.

Thanks for PMing me asshat.

The Batlord · 01-03-2013, 02:18 PM

A New Inquisition

I've decided to start an inquiry into the poseur menace on this site. I ask you to PM me a list of any poseur members that you are aware of. I shall then contact them via PM, demand that they repent, and request the names of their poseur associates. Do not be afraid to throw wild and unsubstantiated claims about. I will decide who is and who is not a poseur. Your cooperation is appreciated and compulsory.

Trollheart · 01-03-2013, 06:16 PM

By the way,

on the new avatar. Mmmm... Debbie! Much better!

Unknown Soldier · 01-04-2013, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Thanks for PMing me asshat.

I have no idea what you're talking about!

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

A New Inquisition

I've decided to start an inquiry into the poseur menace on this site. I ask you to PM me a list of any poseur members that you are aware of. I shall then contact them via PM, demand that they repent, and request the names of their poseur associates. Do not be afraid to throw wild and unsubstantiated claims about. I will decide who is and who is not a poseur. Your cooperation is appreciated and compulsory.

I know of a number of heavy metal poseurs on this site, I'm working on a list at the moment and will send it for your appraisal.

The Batlord · 01-07-2013, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm PMing you about this because I sort of have to stay in character in the thread, and this would sort of kill that. Anyway, I'm not sure if I'm gonna do another one since the joke may have been taken to it's logical conclusion already. The only way to expand on it would be to make a longer one, and the first one's shortness is hard to replicate in a longer one and might just jump the shark. I already tried writing another one and it sort of fell apart. I've got a bitchin' first chapter though that makes me want to try again sometime. Maybe I'll just post it like a bonus track or something.

Hmm. It would appear that an imposter is trying to discredit me. Any True Metalhead would of course see through this and realize that a poseur has somehow managed to post as me and is implying that I am somehow "in character" and that my stories are in fact made up. Truly despicable.

The Batlord · 01-08-2013, 09:11 AM

Rob Halford: Glam Metal God

Everyone knows that Rob Halford is the Metal God that the term "Metal God" was coined for. What not everyone may know is that Rob Halford isn't just metal royalty, but a true glamazon as well. In this post, we shall take a journey into the fashion world of this iconic man-god.

What can I say about this little number. Simple, classic, and understated. Leather and studs just scream metal and class.

Just the epitome of manly authority. The sensuously masculine lines of this uniform make you want to get on your knees and submit.

Epic fringe is epic. Seriously, what says raging masculinity like waving leather fringe?

What's that you say? A motorcycle doesn't count as fashion? Well, fuck you you gaping cunt! Rob Halford's motorcycle is the greatest fashion accessory in the history of mankind. What I wouldn't give to grip his handlebars and rev his engine

01-02-2013, 12:31 PM	#42 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	I've been reading all of it yo. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

01-03-2013, 12:57 PM	#44 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	I heard you were in talks with Guillermo del Toro about bringing your idea to the big screen. I'd pay to see that! Ditto what US says: look at my journal. You'll see post after post after post after post (you get the idea) with maybe a comment stuffed in here and there, but mostly it's almost like someone muttering to themselves (who said that?) and decidedly unhealthy for sure, but lobotomies are no longer available on the HSE (our version of the NHS) so what can you do? As an old ad for "Kit Kat" once had it: just enjoy it! Oh, and don't forget to check your "views": this'll show you how many people are checking out the journal, even if they don't post comments. Helps keep you sane sometimes (though you're probably way past that). I think you and US should go on a bitchin' quest together... nah, too gay, huh? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

01-03-2013, 06:16 PM	#47 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	By the way, on the new avatar. Mmmm... Debbie! Much better! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018