*donates to Planned Parenthood*

You cant abort the baby once its already born, how many times has your mother had to explain that to you

I'm the new generation of Democrats and we don't tolerate your form of oppression.

God damn libs

*aborts mother*

My baby brother graduated Marine school today.

https://i.imgur.com/HsXioNV.jpg?1

I am obviously ambivalent at best about the military but I'm proud of him nonetheless. He's been talking about being a Marine since he was a kiddo.
*sheds a tear imagining him as a cog in the machine of the military industrial complex*

Start sending him crayons every month to remind him of what he is.

I said he's a Marine not an NFL player

Don't you know the joke about Marines eating crayons?

I guess not. Hurry and tell me before I google it.