The Playlist of Life --- Trollheart's resurrected Journal

Wpnfire · 10-16-2015, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I sensed that the Trollheart that ran metal month last year is not the same as the one that's running it this year when he withstood the pummeling assault of Gorguts and only provided a brief paragraph of his thoughts. He is thoroughly corrupted.

Trollheart · 10-17-2015, 05:49 AM

No, I checked: all Members' Top Tens got a short review, a few lines, a paragraph or two even last year, which is how I ran it this year and how I'm running it every other year. After all, you're talking about thirty albums here, and that's totally separate from all the other work done here. You'd hardly expect a detailed review for each, would you? Also, what could I write about Gorguts? Noise, noise, noise. Oh, and more noise. Growl. Scream. Punch from a guitar. Kick in the nuts from drums. Gore. Noise. Grind. Noise.

Hey! I just reviewed it!

Despite the belief to the contrary, I don't have an army of clones working round the cl --- hey! Where is number 956? Has anyone seen Number 956? He was here just a moment ago....

Anteater · 10-17-2015, 08:51 AM

Maybe I should submit a short top 10 for my metal releases this year. At the very least, I think you'd enjoy reviewing them more than what's been featured so far in the Torture Chamber.

The Batlord · 10-17-2015, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

No, I checked: all Members' Top Tens got a short review, a few lines, a paragraph or two even last year, which is how I ran it this year and how I'm running it every other year. After all, you're talking about thirty albums here, and that's totally separate from all the other work done here. You'd hardly expect a detailed review for each, would you? Also, what could I write about Gorguts? Noise, noise, noise. Oh, and more noise. Growl. Scream. Punch from a guitar. Kick in the nuts from drums. Gore. Noise. Grind. Noise.

Hey! I just reviewed it!

Despite the belief to the contrary, I don't have an army of clones working round the cl --- hey! Where is number 956? Has anyone seen Number 956? He was here just a moment ago....

Probably killed himself when it finally hit him who he really was.

10-17-2015, 05:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	No, I checked: all Members' Top Tens got a short review, a few lines, a paragraph or two even last year, which is how I ran it this year and how I'm running it every other year. After all, you're talking about thirty albums here, and that's totally separate from all the other work done here. You'd hardly expect a detailed review for each, would you? Also, what could I write about Gorguts? Noise, noise, noise. Oh, and more noise. Growl. Scream. Punch from a guitar. Kick in the nuts from drums. Gore. Noise. Grind. Noise. Hey! I just reviewed it! Despite the belief to the contrary, I don't have an army of clones working round the cl --- hey! Where is number 956? Has anyone seen Number 956? He was here just a moment ago.... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018