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Old 01-27-2010, 03:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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i spent a good 5 minutes laughing my ass off on that entry.

and you basically summed up every reason i have avoided even clicking on the radiohead thread.
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Old 01-30-2010, 09:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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What The Muse Thread Would Have Looked Like Had This Forum Been Around In 1999

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originofsymmetry - Hey everybody my band just released our first album.

originofsymmetry - Please listen to us, I'll give out backstage passes to anyone from here.

originofsymmetry - Hey we're playing a Jo Whiley session today and we're going to record in New York

Urban Hatemonger - Shut the fuck up Bellemy

AngelNicky - Oh Matt I love you I love you I love You I love You

Urban Hatemonger - Aw fuck, not her again

originofsymmetry - Hey Nicky

AngelNicky - Oh Matt you were wonderful last night you were awesome I loved every minute of you give my love to the other two nobody remembers*

originofsymmetry - Nicky I'll promise to give you backstage passes to the next gig if you promise to bore everybody senseless and talk about nothing else other than about how wonderful we are for the next 18 months.

AngelNicky - OK matty I love you I love You I love you........

Urban Hatemonger - Please kill me.









* I'm Paraphrasing Here
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Old 02-18-2010, 07:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I wouldn't be brave enough to listen to that high. It'd probably send one onto cardiac arrest.
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Let me interrupt sorry, but this guy is a normal person who just happens to have breast implants for NO reason at all? Other than he wants to have tits?
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Old 02-22-2010, 12:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Let me interrupt sorry, but this guy is a normal person who just happens to have breast implants for NO reason at all? Other than he wants to have tits?
Haha, he's about as far from a normal person as I can imagine. Him and his wife have both gone through body modification stuff in an attempt to to make themselves one being.
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Let me interrupt sorry, but this guy is a normal person who just happens to have breast implants for NO reason at all? Other than he wants to have tits?
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Haha, he's about as far from a normal person as I can imagine. Him and his wife have both gone through body modification stuff in an attempt to to make themselves one being.
See, kayleigh, Genesis has a reason for the breast implants: s/he wants to break down the concept of male and female to prevent people from viewing and hating those whom they consider to be different. S/he is using the body as a living sculpture to try to change culture...just like s/he tried to use music to do.

I think Genesis overlooked something important, though, in the decision to get breast implants: the whole idea that "women have plump breasts" is a stereotype (the reality is that there is a wide range of chest sizes for women *and* men)...so I would argue with Genesis that it is his/her own stereotypes rather than human biology against which he/she is struggling.
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I think Genesis overlooked something important, though, in the decision to get breast implants: the whole idea that "women have plump breasts" is a stereotype (the reality is that there is a wide range of chest sizes for women *and* men)...so I would argue with Genesis that it is his/her own stereotypes rather than human biology against which he/she is struggling.
But he didn't do it to look like women in general.

He did it to look like one woman, his wife.
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But he didn't do it to look like women in general.

He did it to look like one woman, his wife.
Oh. He must really admire her then! Now he can get that cuddly feeling even in her absence.
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Let me interrupt sorry, but this guy is a normal person who just happens to have breast implants for NO reason at all? Other than he wants to have tits?
Oops, I see that Urban had already addressed the death before I did (didn't scroll back before I replied).
But, yeah, as has been pointed out, he does have a reason for having breast implants beyond simply wanting tits.
His reason may sound abnormal but norms are meaningless anyway. I guarantee you that the people that Genesis has surrounded himself with for decades (i.e. New York avant garde artists) will consider the life of Genesis and Lady Jaye to be far more normal than a couple who lives in a house in the suburbs, gets woken up every morning by an alarm clock and drives to a job that they hate - just so they can pay the bills to keep living that way (or in your words, kayleigh: for NO reason). Not to get overly philosophical but that's why I feel that Genesis is not much different than a regular person. It's normal for people to do all kinds of strange things.
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