Movie crossovers that would actually work...
 

I thought of these movie crossovers and I think that they would be a major success at the box office...

Get Out and Split:

I suppose that this would be the ultimate horror/thriller film. Theoretically, not only would the group abduct and hypnotize adults, they would also abduct girls and teenagers.

The Blair Witch Project and Friday the 13th":

What would happen if the woods in north Burkittsville, Maryland were connected to Crystal Lake? What would happen if Mrs. Voorhees was a close friend of the Blair Witch? Indeed, these questions are interesting to think about...

John Wick and The Transporter:

John Wick needs to leave Europe as fast as possible but he needs the Transporter's help. The Transporter is going to drive him out of Europe. This would be a sick butt-kicking action movie.

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What do you think of my ideas?

Oh god, you're still here

I just had to check to make sure this wasn't Fanfiction.net.

What if Pennywise was a killer clown from outerspace?

No one can hear you float...

What about a Tootsie/Batman crossover where an out of work Bruce Wayne dresses up as Catwoman to get a job?

I think we're overdue for a combo of Home Alone and Funny Games.

Yes! Also, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel and Shortbus.

Janz with the sizzlin' hot reference from 1982.

John Wick and The Transporter would be legit. But pretty much anything with Statham and Reeves is good.

Not sure about a Blair Witch / Friday The 13th crossover. They would probably just stuff a bunch of found footage of Voorhes' kills into 90 minutes of crap

What if Pennywise was a Gaynigger From Outer Space?

That crossover is way overdue.

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind and Vanilla Sky.
The mind**** level would be too damn high.

Did you intentionally write this as a rhyming couplet?

:rofl:No, actually I didn't. Had you not mentioned it I wouldn't have even noticed. I did a compare/contrast essay on the two films YEARS ago when I was a kid.