[BONUS POLL] MB Video Game Classics: Goldeneye
 

**** it. I'm doing bonus polls as an added bonus during the week.

Anyway. Let's discuss Goldeneye. If I see one 4/5 or lower, I will be shocked.

That means you DWV.

And yes, I'm talking about the N64 game in case there's confusion.

Very fun for it's time. After this and Perfect Dark, Free Radical perfected the formula of polygonal first person shooters that aren't boring and souless shelf fodder with TS2 and Future Perfect.

Hasn't aged perfectly, but still pretty bangable. Kinda like a milf celebrity that never went nuts with the plastic surgery.

I'm surprised nobody else has weighed in on this one.

Even back then I thought the controls were ****. The N64 controller is the biggest abortion in controllers and having to press a button to "free aim" while standing still or slowly going up or down with the C-pad was ass. Not to mention that literally every aspect of first person shooters has been improved upon 1000 fold since.

10/10 Would rage at ***gy best friend for cheesing with remote mines again.

The N64 controller is awesome for certain games...this is not one of them

Gave it an extra point for being an important, influential game. Personally at this point I think its a 2/5, but for the poll I gave it 3.

I'm pretty sure if I tried to play the campaign it would be entirely underwhelming but if I were to play splitscreen with three other drunk 90s kids it would be the time of our lives.

Couch multiplayer tends to be at least somewhat fun - even in the worst games you can find.

Being drunk on a couch with your home bruhs is just fun all by itself. Throw retro games that dick suck your nostalgia into the mix and it becomes better than sex because you don't need to pretend that women are people to enjoy it.

Bro there's online Goldeneye now.

https://www.geshl2.com/