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Originally Posted by Akai (Post 1851867)

''Staged Video Shows 'Refugee' Fake Drowning''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m6Lk1qunS4

*tarantula ballet dancers*

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1932672)

*tarantula ballet dancers*

I didn't click on it because I don't want dumb **** to show up in my recommended videos.
Could even be true, but yeah, most likely some severely misinterpreted or outright faked **** from some right wing conspiracy site.

Edit: **** you. Jokes on you though since I still didn't click.

Tarantula ballet dancers turned me into a right wing Nazi fascist racist misogynistic catastrophe.

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Originally Posted by Akai (Post 1932675)

Tarantula ballet dancers turned me into a right wing Nazi fascist racist misogynistic catastrophe.

by Russ Meyer

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (John LeCarre)

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Rich Man, Poor Man (Irwin Shaw)

Capitalism at work

The Client (John Grisham)

Or as we like to call him in the legal trade, the cash cow.

Hammer of the Gods

Every Chula Vista post ever posted on Music Banter compiled into book form.

Hey, this is an amusing thread! :thumb:
Some of my favourites so far:-

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1932389)

WAR AND PEACE (LEO TOLSTOY)

First there was war, then there was peace.

Lolita (Vladimir Nabokov)

Thank Heaven for little girls.

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1932391)

Naked Lunch (William S. Burroughs)

The two boys were laughing and stroking each others pricks, droppers with clotted blood stuck in their arms, as hordes of black centipedes crawled inside their *******s.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1932392)

The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck)

A family of losers couldn’t find work.

And if I might add a couple of my own:-

Little Women (Louisa May Alcott):
A prissy Yank girl witters on about her prissy Yank sisters. Luckily one of them dies, and it's not the butch lesbian.

Nausea (J.P. Sartre):
Guy writes an entire book about how he's unable to write a book.

The DaVinci Code (Dan Brown):
Tom Hanks pretends to be a clever-cloggs by copying all his ideas from Holy Blood, Holy Grail.

Diary of Bridget Jones / Jane Austen's Complete Works:
Watch out girls! Sometimes the dishy guy is a bastard.

For Grindy:

The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho
Shepard boy inspires millennials worldwide.