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Old 03-11-2018, 05:41 PM   #41 (permalink)
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The Da Vinci Code

**** this boring bull****.
I agree it was horribly written
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Old 03-11-2018, 06:30 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Really? You don't see how he's an authoritarian who would totally make dissenters disappear in the middle of the night if he had the power? Sometimes I forget that you're a right wing dunce.
All I write is 'how?' and you assume I'm a right winger...

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Old 03-11-2018, 06:50 PM   #43 (permalink)
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All I write is 'how?' and you assume I'm a right winger...

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Nobody wants to see you masturbate.
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Old 03-11-2018, 06:51 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Nobody wants to see you masturbate.
Why not?

Thought you guys were well liberal about your sexuality?
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Damn you really got me. You win. Tug as you wish, even if it's on a metaphorical level. Wouldn't want to break the liberal code.
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:21 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Why not?

Thought you guys were well liberal about your sexuality?
Yeah but not yours.
Go get frappanised somewhere in private.
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:22 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I agree it was horribly written
What are you talking about? That's what the characters were saying the entire book. Not just the readers.

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All I write is 'how?' and you assume I'm a right winger...

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I've seen your goofy political ****. You're a right wing dunce.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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The Day of the Triffids (John Wyndham)

One day, these triffids, see ....

The Godfather (Mario Puzo)

Gangsters always win.

The Bible (The Fab Four)

Once Upon a Time...

Lord of the Flies (William Golding)

This bunch of kids get stranded on an island, and have great craic till the adults arrive and take them home.
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Old 03-11-2018, 08:01 PM   #50 (permalink)
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The Koran (Diaper Head)

Thou shall suck the dicks of camels.
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