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Old 03-11-2018, 04:27 PM   #21 (permalink)
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The Autobiography of Malcolm X (Alex Haley)

A typical black criminal converts to Islam so they kill him.
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Old 03-11-2018, 04:27 PM   #22 (permalink)
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The Diary of Anne Frank

Shhh.

Oh ****.
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Old 03-11-2018, 04:28 PM   #23 (permalink)
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The Diary of Anne Frank

Shhh.

Oh ****.
That’s good, too.
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Old 03-11-2018, 04:33 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Roots (Alex Haley)

A black scholar travels to Ghana and then lies about researching his lineage. Typical.
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Mein Kampf (Adolf Hitler)

I hate Jews. Jews are to blame for everything. **** Jews.
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Old 03-11-2018, 04:40 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Mark Twain)

An illiterate piece of white trash is so severely mistreated by his alcoholic father that he thinks it’s ok to be nice to black people.
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Old 03-11-2018, 04:44 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Mein Kampf (Adolf Hitler)

I hate Jews. Jews are to blame for everything. **** Jews.
or...

A man wrote a rambling book about hating Jews and then became the greatest Jew killer of all time. You really can grow up to be president.
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A man wrote a rambling book about hating Jews and then became the greatest Jew killer of all time. You really can grow up to be president.
Could also have been called The Secret of My Success.
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Someone really needs to photoshop a swastika onto that cover.
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There we go.
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Someone really needs to photoshop a swastika onto that cover.
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