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OccultHawk 03-11-2018 03:27 PM

The Autobiography of Malcolm X (Alex Haley)

A typical black criminal converts to Islam so they kill him.

The Batlord 03-11-2018 03:27 PM

The Diary of Anne Frank

Shhh.

Oh ****.

OccultHawk 03-11-2018 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1932405)
The Diary of Anne Frank

Shhh.

Oh ****.

That’s good, too.

OccultHawk 03-11-2018 03:33 PM

Roots (Alex Haley)

A black scholar travels to Ghana and then lies about researching his lineage. Typical.

Trollheart 03-11-2018 03:35 PM

Mein Kampf (Adolf Hitler)

I hate Jews. Jews are to blame for everything. **** Jews.

OccultHawk 03-11-2018 03:40 PM

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Mark Twain)

An illiterate piece of white trash is so severely mistreated by his alcoholic father that he thinks it’s ok to be nice to black people.

OccultHawk 03-11-2018 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1932409)
Mein Kampf (Adolf Hitler)

I hate Jews. Jews are to blame for everything. **** Jews.

or...

A man wrote a rambling book about hating Jews and then became the greatest Jew killer of all time. You really can grow up to be president.

Trollheart 03-11-2018 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1932414)
or...

A man wrote a rambling book about hating Jews and then became the greatest Jew killer of all time. You really can grow up to be president.

Could also have been called The Secret of My Success.
Also...
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....1M6NC0K0sL.jpg
Someone really needs to photoshop a swastika onto that cover.

Trollheart 03-11-2018 03:52 PM

There we go.
http://www.trollheart.com/trumpbooknazi.jpg

Akai 03-11-2018 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1932416)
Someone really needs to photoshop a swastika onto that cover.

why?


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