I agree it was horribly written

All I write is 'how?' and you assume I'm a right winger...

Music Banter though.

Nobody wants to see you masturbate.

Why not?

Thought you guys were well liberal about your sexuality?

Damn you really got me. You win. Tug as you wish, even if it's on a metaphorical level. Wouldn't want to break the liberal code.

Yeah but not yours.
Go get frappanised somewhere in private. ;)

What are you talking about? That's what the characters were saying the entire book. Not just the readers.

I've seen your goofy political ****. You're a right wing dunce.

Fairly lackluster response here.

The Day of the Triffids (John Wyndham)

One day, these triffids, see ....

The Godfather (Mario Puzo)

Gangsters always win.

The Bible (The Fab Four)

Once Upon a Time...

Lord of the Flies (William Golding)

This bunch of kids get stranded on an island, and have great craic till the adults arrive and take them home.

The Koran (Diaper Head)

Thou shall suck the dicks of camels.

The Wind in the Willows (Kenneth Graeme)

Moles? Rats? Frogs? Someone in Riverbank Animal Control has a lot of questions to answer!

Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree (AA Milne)

Some fat bastards just don't know when to stop eating.

Dracula (Bram Stoker)

A Romanian nobleman comes to England and is executed with extreme prejudice without a shred of scientific evidence or any trial.

Frankenstein (Mary Shelley)

Life finds a way. Then it kills you.

Black Beauty (Anna Sewell)

It's about a horse, not some fine biatch.

The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

Some English gentlemen can't keep their noses out of police business.

The Canterbury Tales (Geoffrey Chaucer)

A load of boring ****s go on a boring journey.

Lolita (Vladimir Nabokov)

Thank Heaven for little girls.

Damnit

I can’t believe I let you beat me to Lolita.

They're only that young once so you should make sure to get it while the getting is good.

I knew you'd like that one.

Hemingway’s Entire Bibliography

Donald Trump Jr. wants to live like me even though he’s an illiterate coward and 80 years too late. Hopefully, he’ll die like I did, soon.

I haven't but would like to.

I think most of the politically opinionated stuff I've written on this website (what little of it there is) is in here;

http://www.musicbanter.com/current-e...am-europe.html

Thanks.
I expected something much goofier tbh.

Around the World in Eighty Days (Jules Verne)

A man goes around the world in eighty days.

The Wizard of Oz (Frank L. Baum)

Four losers go on a drug-fuelled trip.

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (Samuel Taylor Coleridge)

An old guy goes on a drug-fuelled trip to sea

More like

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/im...5498687544.png

*tarantula ballet dancers*

I didn't click on it because I don't want dumb **** to show up in my recommended videos.
Could even be true, but yeah, most likely some severely misinterpreted or outright faked **** from some right wing conspiracy site.

Edit: **** you. Jokes on you though since I still didn't click.

Tarantula ballet dancers turned me into a right wing Nazi fascist racist misogynistic catastrophe.

by Russ Meyer

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (John LeCarre)

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Rich Man, Poor Man (Irwin Shaw)

Capitalism at work

The Client (John Grisham)

Or as we like to call him in the legal trade, the cash cow.

Hammer of the Gods

Every Chula Vista post ever posted on Music Banter compiled into book form.

Hey, this is an amusing thread! :thumb:
Some of my favourites so far:-

And if I might add a couple of my own:-

Little Women (Louisa May Alcott):
A prissy Yank girl witters on about her prissy Yank sisters. Luckily one of them dies, and it's not the butch lesbian.

Nausea (J.P. Sartre):
Guy writes an entire book about how he's unable to write a book.

The DaVinci Code (Dan Brown):
Tom Hanks pretends to be a clever-cloggs by copying all his ideas from Holy Blood, Holy Grail.

Diary of Bridget Jones / Jane Austen's Complete Works:
Watch out girls! Sometimes the dishy guy is a bastard.

For Grindy:

The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho
Shepard boy inspires millennials worldwide.

*shepherd

Indeed, one for me.