Naked Lunch (William S. Burroughs)

The two boys were laughing and stroking each others pricks, droppers with clotted blood stuck in their arms, as hordes of black centipedes crawled inside their *******s.

The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck)

A family of losers couldn’t find work.

Hamlet

A kid causes a bunch of drama because he's mad that his uncle jumped in before his mom's pussy dried out.

Moby Dick (Herman Melville)

A sea captain and a big-ass whale clash. Ahab learns that size DOES ****ing matter!

Jurassic Park

Raaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!!

lol

or

A crippled retard gets killed by a fish.

In Search of Lost Time (Marcel Proust)

A person thought about things.

About a Boy

Do I have to?

The Stranger (Albert Camus)

A filthy Muslim gets what he deserves.

The Diary of Anne Frank

A little uppity Jew bitch gets exterminated before she can breed.