5 Reasons Why

Oriphiel · 10-12-2017, 06:09 AM

Post five reasons why people should or shouldn't watch a movie.

Blade

5. Kris Kristofferson listens to CCR.

4. Vampires with sun screen.

3. It's a comic book movie that doesn't suck.

2. "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate up-hill."

1. Wesley Snipes hits Traci Lords in the vagina with a shotgun.

**Yac** · 10-12-2017, 08:32 AM

Soo are these "Should" or "shouldn't" reasons ? I think I know which, but hey, de gustibus non est disputandum right ?

~~Dude111~~ · 10-12-2017, 08:39 AM

Well the main reason 1 shouldnt watch one is because it sucks!!!

Oriphiel · 10-12-2017, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yac

Soo are these "Should" or "shouldn't" reasons ? I think I know which, but hey, de gustibus non est disputandum right ?

As you like it. My posts are open to interpretation.

**Yac** · 10-13-2017, 08:19 AM

Cool. Thanks for the recommendation/condemnation. Now I know enough/not enough.

~~Dude111~~ · 10-14-2017, 07:10 AM

Ah man!!

**Frownland** · 10-14-2017, 10:25 AM

5 Reasons Why Not To Watch Star Wars (all of them)

1. Incest
2. Inefficient sword fighters, too much dancing
3. Short mother****er doesn't even know how to talk
4. Transatlantic accents all over the place for some reason
5. The Hidden Fortress and Yojimbo did it better

~~Dude111~~ · 10-16-2017, 09:46 AM

Ya I only recognise the original 3 movies (Unedited)

Oriphiel · 10-23-2017, 01:33 PM

The Babadook

5. Overhyped

4. It actually does have jump scares

3. "Babadoooook doook doook!"

2. In Australia

1. Frownland likes it

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-23-2017, 01:35 PM

i mean it’s overrated sure but it’s still one of the best horror movies of the decade. you could actually use your list to prove that as well.

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10-14-2017, 10:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	5 Reasons Why Not To Watch Star Wars (all of them) 1. Incest 2. Inefficient sword fighters, too much dancing 3. Short mother***er doesn't even know how to talk 4. Transatlantic accents all over the place for some reason 5. The Hidden Fortress and Yojimbo did it better __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

10-23-2017, 01:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	The Babadook 5. Overhyped 4. It actually does have jump scares 3. "Babadoooook doook doook!" 2. In Australia 1. Frownland likes it __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

10-12-2017, 08:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
Yac Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: It's a secret too. Posts: 1,363	Soo are these "Should" or "shouldn't" reasons ? I think I know which, but hey, de gustibus non est disputandum right ?

10-12-2017, 08:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
~~Dude111~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 758	Well the main reason 1 shouldnt watch one is because it sucks!!!

10-13-2017, 08:19 AM	#5 (permalink)
Yac Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: It's a secret too. Posts: 1,363	Cool. Thanks for the recommendation/condemnation. Now I know enough/not enough.

10-14-2017, 07:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
~~Dude111~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 758	Ah man!!

10-16-2017, 09:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
~~Dude111~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 758	Ya I only recognise the original 3 movies (Unedited)