5 Reasons Why
 

Post five reasons why people should or shouldn't watch a movie.

Blade

5. Kris Kristofferson listens to CCR.

4. Vampires with sun screen.

3. It's a comic book movie that doesn't suck.

2. "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate up-hill."

1. Wesley Snipes hits Traci Lords in the vagina with a shotgun.

Soo are these "Should" or "shouldn't" reasons ? I think I know which, but hey, de gustibus non est disputandum right ?;)

Well the main reason 1 shouldnt watch one is because it sucks!!!

As you like it. My posts are open to interpretation.

Cool. Thanks for the recommendation/condemnation. Now I know enough/not enough.

Ah man!!

5 Reasons Why Not To Watch Star Wars (all of them)

1. Incest
2. Inefficient sword fighters, too much dancing
3. Short mother****er doesn't even know how to talk
4. Transatlantic accents all over the place for some reason
5. The Hidden Fortress and Yojimbo did it better

Ya I only recognise the original 3 movies (Unedited)

The Babadook

5. Overhyped

4. It actually does have jump scares

3. "Babadoooook doook doook!"

2. In Australia

1. Frownland likes it

i mean it’s overrated sure but it’s still one of the best horror movies of the decade. you could actually use your list to prove that as well.

I've never watched more than maybe a third of it due to laziness and so I still don't know if the Babadook is a real thing or if the kid just needs therapy. And anyone who clarifies this point I will beat to death. Honestly I think I'll just torrent the movie to preempt you hatemongering xenophobes. You are encouraging theft, I hope you know.

well you see the kid is actually haunted by a dark secret: he is visited by ghosts. he is frightened by visitations from those with unresolved problems who appear from the shadows. he is too afraid to tell anyone about his anguish, except child psychologist Dr. Malcolm Crowe (Bruce Willis). As Dr. Crowe tries to uncover the truth about the child's supernatural abilities, the consequences for client and therapist are a jolt that awakens them both to something unexplainable.

My dark secret is that your mum changed her name to escape me cause I've been stalking her since I was 13.

100% cringe
0% comedy

not even so cringy that it becomes funny, just weird really.

It's only weird cause your last name is fake cause the government randomly gave it to you to throw me off the scent.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

5. One of the main heroes of the first season is a cyborg nazi.

4. One of the bad guys falls into a volcano, and then gets blasted into space.

3. Almost every character/location is named after a song/band/musician, and the guys named after Led Zeppelin all eat shit in like five seconds.

2. Look out, decapitated heads sometimes have laser eyes.

1. WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

6. You thought there would only be five reasons, BUT THERE WERE ACTUALLY SIX

I'm assuming you're talking about the new series? Should I just skip the original? Should I start the manga first (I read a bit of it years ago but can't remember much)? Or just go with the new ****?

The Godfather

1. Italians are inferior
2. Unrealistic - God would have struck him down during the baptism
3. Incited Watergate
4. Dialogue makes no sense - if the gun wasn't in the bathroom, he would just walk out empty handed. Walking out with his dick in his hands would be illegal.
5. They don't even eat pizza once

Just grab a beer, and watch this shit front to back:
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (TV Series 2012

Well now I have to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

:beer:

Streets of Fire

1. Willem Dafoe in a low cut leather onesie with a sledgehammer

2. Cool army chick with two pistols wrecks some serious ****

3. Became huge in Japan, and was the main inspiration for the Streets of Rage games, and also the intro sequence of Bubblegum Crisis

4. Rick Moranis, decked out in a checkered suit and a bowtie, gets the girl in the end

5. An Elizabeth ****ing Daily cameo

16 Candles

1) Molly Ringwald plays a 16 year old looking to get ****ed
2) It’s got a Breakfast at Tiffany’s oriental stereotype
3) It’s rapey
4) The nerd from The Breakfast Club is younger and nerdier but he’s all about gettin sum
5) Molly Ringwald is sexually assaulted by her grandmother

Grease

1) John Travolta claims he got it on with Olivia Newton John but he was lying
2) Olivia Newton John redefines herself as a teenage whore to empower herself
3) Flying car
4) Car Race
5) The famous guy at the dance liked em young

I Spit On Your Grave

1) Lots of rape
2) Death by castration
3) No background music
4) There’s a fishing boat
5) All rapists die

Tfw you lack the intellectual integrity to examine your own rapiness.

Amadeus

1) “Too many notes”
2) a single oboe
3) burning crucifix
4) wigs
5) cleavage

6. "Now for the REAL fire"

5 spoilers why

The Exorcist

1) young girl urinates on the floor
2) starts in Iran
3) pea soup vomit
4) sexy crucifix
5) explains why a draft can make you sick

Back to the Future

1) incest motif
2) rapey
3) Syrian terrorists
4) fast car
5) space-time continuum

88 mph isn't that fast