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Streets of Fire

1. Willem Dafoe in a low cut leather onesie with a sledgehammer

2. Cool army chick with two pistols wrecks some serious ****

3. Became huge in Japan, and was the main inspiration for the Streets of Rage games, and also the intro sequence of Bubblegum Crisis

4. Rick Moranis, decked out in a checkered suit and a bowtie, gets the girl in the end

5. An Elizabeth ****ing Daily cameo

16 Candles

1) Molly Ringwald plays a 16 year old looking to get ****ed
2) It’s got a Breakfast at Tiffany’s oriental stereotype
3) It’s rapey
4) The nerd from The Breakfast Club is younger and nerdier but he’s all about gettin sum
5) Molly Ringwald is sexually assaulted by her grandmother

Grease

1) John Travolta claims he got it on with Olivia Newton John but he was lying
2) Olivia Newton John redefines herself as a teenage whore to empower herself
3) Flying car
4) Car Race
5) The famous guy at the dance liked em young

I Spit On Your Grave

1) Lots of rape
2) Death by castration
3) No background music
4) There’s a fishing boat
5) All rapists die

Tfw you lack the intellectual integrity to examine your own rapiness.

Amadeus

1) “Too many notes”
2) a single oboe
3) burning crucifix
4) wigs
5) cleavage

6. "Now for the REAL fire"

5 spoilers why

The Exorcist

1) young girl urinates on the floor
2) starts in Iran
3) pea soup vomit
4) sexy crucifix
5) explains why a draft can make you sick