I've never watched more than maybe a third of it due to laziness and so I still don't know if the Babadook is a real thing or if the kid just needs therapy. And anyone who clarifies this point I will beat to death. Honestly I think I'll just torrent the movie to preempt you hatemongering xenophobes. You are encouraging theft, I hope you know.

well you see the kid is actually haunted by a dark secret: he is visited by ghosts. he is frightened by visitations from those with unresolved problems who appear from the shadows. he is too afraid to tell anyone about his anguish, except child psychologist Dr. Malcolm Crowe (Bruce Willis). As Dr. Crowe tries to uncover the truth about the child's supernatural abilities, the consequences for client and therapist are a jolt that awakens them both to something unexplainable.

My dark secret is that your mum changed her name to escape me cause I've been stalking her since I was 13.

100% cringe
0% comedy

not even so cringy that it becomes funny, just weird really.

It's only weird cause your last name is fake cause the government randomly gave it to you to throw me off the scent.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

5. One of the main heroes of the first season is a cyborg nazi.

4. One of the bad guys falls into a volcano, and then gets blasted into space.

3. Almost every character/location is named after a song/band/musician, and the guys named after Led Zeppelin all eat shit in like five seconds.

2. Look out, decapitated heads sometimes have laser eyes.

1. WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

6. You thought there would only be five reasons, BUT THERE WERE ACTUALLY SIX

I'm assuming you're talking about the new series? Should I just skip the original? Should I start the manga first (I read a bit of it years ago but can't remember much)? Or just go with the new ****?

The Godfather

1. Italians are inferior
2. Unrealistic - God would have struck him down during the baptism
3. Incited Watergate
4. Dialogue makes no sense - if the gun wasn't in the bathroom, he would just walk out empty handed. Walking out with his dick in his hands would be illegal.
5. They don't even eat pizza once

Just grab a beer, and watch this shit front to back:
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (TV Series 2012

Well now I have to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure