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07-12-2017, 02:21 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Bad Movies With Great Premises
Sometimes it's because of producer interference, sometimes it's because of a limited budget, maybe it's because Kevin Smith was too high when he wrote the second half of the movie, but a lot of movies that sound interesting on paper are straight up garbage. Post em up in here. Bonus points if you can think of an alternative that does a better job with a similar premise.
I'll start it off with an obvious one: The Purge. You create a world where crime is legal for 24 hours a year and it impacts the world positively and you give us a film that wants to be an incoherently preachy version of The Strangers without any of the well-done suspense? What a waste.
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07-12-2017, 02:29 PM | #2 (permalink) | |
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The Purge sounds like it should have been a more nihilistic version of The Warriors tbh.
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07-12-2017, 02:40 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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I've never understood the premise of The Purge. Why would making all crime legal one day a year have any kind of benefit? I've never seen the movie, by the way, just always wondered about it.
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07-12-2017, 02:44 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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To get it out of their systems. That's one of the questions I had about the movie that it answered in an incredibly disappointing way.
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07-12-2017, 02:48 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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the purge episode of rick and morty is pretty ****ing awesome
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07-12-2017, 03:00 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Aye. It could have been made into an allegory on class warfare or something along those lines.
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I've always thought that "The Happening" had such a solid premise, but it was obviously executed terribly.
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07-12-2017, 03:05 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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Like the very base premise with the suicides or the whole thing with the murderous plant gas?
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07-12-2017, 04:12 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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I'm like the only one the world but I love that movie.
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