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The Batlord 07-13-2017 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1855170)
That one Mark Walberg gets trapped on mars sucks pretty bad. Could've been cool.

7 years a slave and that Hendrix movie both sucked. How you can **** up a movie about Hendrix is pretty incredible. Malcolm X sucked. Oh my god the one where the fresh prince played Ali. Horrible.

Wait, you mean The Martian? With Matt Damon? If so then eat dog ****.

Chula Vista 07-13-2017 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1855170)
7 years a slave....

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And I thought my brain was turning to mush........

MicShazam 07-13-2017 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1855184)
Biopics generally suck.

I really liked Oliver Stone's film about Bush, "W.".
Josh Brolin was extremely entertaining in that role.

Like with any biopic, you probably have to take it's relation to reality with a grain of salt, but good movie all the same.

MicShazam 07-13-2017 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1855170)
That one Mark Walberg gets trapped on mars sucks pretty bad. Could've been cool.

[12] years a slave and that Hendrix movie both sucked. How you can **** up a movie about Hendrix is pretty incredible. Malcolm X sucked. Oh my god the one where the fresh prince played Ali. Horrible.

I haven't seen either of the bolded yet, but I love Ridley Scott movies in general and I loved Steve McQueen's "Shame", so I sure hope those two won't disappoint me.

OccultHawk 07-13-2017 01:20 PM

12 years in Tibet sucked too

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 07-13-2017 02:53 PM

12 years a slave was a great movie that was shot beautifully by one of the best working directors.

The Martian did totally suck a fat one though. Matt Damon is a **** and ultimately the movie was flat, unfunny comedy with a few moments of mediocre drama thrown in.

The Batlord 07-13-2017 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1855280)
12 years a slave was a great movie that was shot beautifully by one of the best working directors.

The Martian did totally suck a fat one though. Matt Damon is a **** and ultimately the movie was flat, unfunny comedy with a few moments of mediocre drama thrown in.

Man I will fight you over The Martian. I will watch Matt Damon survive on Mars as long as he will let me.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 07-13-2017 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1855284)
Man I will fight you over The Martian. I will watch Matt Damon survive on Mars as long as he will let me.

that doesn't make the movie any less ****ty. some of the dialogue genuinely made me want to vomit on my popcorn.

Chula Vista 07-13-2017 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1855284)
Man I will fight you over The Martian.

And you can tag team me when you get tired. One of the best movie adaptions of an amazing novel I've ever seen. I looked forward to the movie with sceptisism, but it 110% delivered the goods. Even better than I'd hoped.

"In the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option, I'm gonna have to science the **** out of this."

"They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially colonized it. So, technically, I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!"

"Mars will come to fear my botany powers."

"I am definitely gonna die up here if I have to listen to any more of Commander Lewis' god-awful disco music. My god commander could you have not brought something from this century. No I won't "turn the beat around", I refuse to."

Frownland 07-13-2017 09:57 PM

I guess you had to be there.


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