Favourite Simpsons scenes

Trollheart · 01-25-2017, 11:43 AM

Yeah there's millions and we all have our favourites.
I particularly love Homer pretending to be Mister Burns:
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mister Burns. I believe you have a package for me."
Post Office worker: "Okay Mister Burns. What's your first name?"
Homer: "I don't know..."

Also Homer hitting the wall with a hammer, getting electrocuted.
"Man that hurt! Now to do exactly the same thing again!"

Burns (answering doorbell): "Come in! Welcome! (under his breath) Ah, excellent! Fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead!"
Smithers: "Sir, you have to take your finger off the button..."
Burns: "What? Son of a -"

**Frownland** · 01-25-2017, 11:50 AM

When Homer finds out that he can't drink when he becomes Duffman: “You wouldn’t tell Batman he can’t eat bats!"

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 01-25-2017, 11:55 AM

**Frownland** · 01-26-2017, 10:29 AM

When the stadium is swarmed by Africanized bees

Bumblebee Man: Stop, I am one of you!
Africanized bee: (buzzing translated in subtitles) We hate you most of all, Uncle Tom.

**Exo** · 01-26-2017, 01:00 PM

"Three kids and no money? Why can't I have no kids and three money?"

or

"Bart! Stop terrorizing the grad students. It's not their fault they made bad life choices."

The second one is paraphrased.

Stephen · 01-26-2017, 02:50 PM

Favourite eps are probably King Size Homer and Lisa the Vegetarian.

From King Size Homer;

Lisa: My dad may have gained a little weight but he's not some food crazed maniac.

(Homer drives past in stolen ice cream truck)

Trollheart · 01-26-2017, 03:26 PM

The Stonecutters:
"He is one of us! Remove the stone of shame!"
"Woo-hoo!"
"Attach the stone of triumph!"
"D'oh!"

The Batlord · 01-27-2017, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

The Stonecutters:
"He is one of us! Remove the stone of shame!"
"Woo-hoo!"
"Attach the stone of triumph!"
"D'oh!"

"Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!"

Trollheart · 01-27-2017, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

"Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!"

In the proud and ancient tradition of our forefathers.

**Frownland** · 01-30-2017, 12:32 PM

01-25-2017, 11:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Favourite Simpsons scenes Yeah there's millions and we all have our favourites. I particularly love Homer pretending to be Mister Burns: Homer: "Hello, my name is Mister Burns. I believe you have a package for me." Post Office worker: "Okay Mister Burns. What's your first name?" Homer: "I don't know..." Also Homer hitting the wall with a hammer, getting electrocuted. "Man that hurt! Now to do exactly the same thing again!" Burns (answering doorbell): "Come in! Welcome! (under his breath) Ah, excellent! Fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead!" Smithers: "Sir, you have to take your finger off the button..." Burns: "What? Son of a -" __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

01-25-2017, 11:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	When Homer finds out that he can't drink when he becomes Duffman: “You wouldn’t tell Batman he can’t eat bats!" __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-26-2017, 10:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	When the stadium is swarmed by Africanized bees Bumblebee Man: Stop, I am one of you! Africanized bee: (buzzing translated in subtitles) We hate you most of all, Uncle Tom. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-26-2017, 01:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	"Three kids and no money? Why can't I have no kids and three money?" or "Bart! Stop terrorizing the grad students. It's not their fault they made bad life choices." The second one is paraphrased. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

01-26-2017, 03:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	The Stonecutters: "He is one of us! Remove the stone of shame!" "Woo-hoo!" "Attach the stone of triumph!" "D'oh!" __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

01-26-2017, 02:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
Stephen I sleep in your hat Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Melbourne, Vic. Aus. Posts: 1,847	Favourite eps are probably King Size Homer and Lisa the Vegetarian. From King Size Homer; Lisa: My dad may have gained a little weight but he's not some food crazed maniac. (Homer drives past in stolen ice cream truck)

01-30-2017, 12:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	__________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x