Favourite Simpsons scenes
 

Yeah there's millions and we all have our favourites.
I particularly love Homer pretending to be Mister Burns:
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mister Burns. I believe you have a package for me."
Post Office worker: "Okay Mister Burns. What's your first name?"
Homer: "I don't know..." :laughing:

Also Homer hitting the wall with a hammer, getting electrocuted.
"Man that hurt! Now to do exactly the same thing again!"

Burns (answering doorbell): "Come in! Welcome! (under his breath) Ah, excellent! Fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead!"
Smithers: "Sir, you have to take your finger off the button..."
Burns: "What? Son of a -"

When Homer finds out that he can't drink when he becomes Duffman: “You wouldn’t tell Batman he can’t eat bats!"

When the stadium is swarmed by Africanized bees

Bumblebee Man: Stop, I am one of you!
Africanized bee: (buzzing translated in subtitles) We hate you most of all, Uncle Tom.

"Three kids and no money? Why can't I have no kids and three money?"

or

"Bart! Stop terrorizing the grad students. It's not their fault they made bad life choices."

The second one is paraphrased.

Favourite eps are probably King Size Homer and Lisa the Vegetarian.

From King Size Homer;

Lisa: My dad may have gained a little weight but he's not some food crazed maniac.

(Homer drives past in stolen ice cream truck)

The Stonecutters:
"He is one of us! Remove the stone of shame!"
"Woo-hoo!"
"Attach the stone of triumph!"
"D'oh!"

"Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!"

In the proud and ancient tradition of our forefathers. :)

From "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily":

Best line at 3:06

Are you there god

It's me

Duffman

"I've never been a praying man, but if you're up there save me Superman!"

The entire episode where Homer trips on peyote has dozens of my favorite scenes.

Homer: "Oh, that talking coyote was just a talking dog!"
Dog: "Find your soulmate, Homer!"
Homer: "Wait a minute! Dogs can't talk!"
Dog: "Woof!"
Homer: "Damn right!"
:)

Season 28 gem

Voice: why don't you do something about it?
Homer: huh? Who said that?
Voice: me
Homer: who are you?
Voice: I'm your ambition.
Homer: how come I never met you before?
Ambition: I've been locked up for 30 years by apathy and alcoholism.

"All right brain: you don't like me and I don't like you, so let's just get this done and then I can go back to killing you with alcohol!"

Every time I hear some dumb person whose entire perception of cities is rooted in the 70s claim that cities are hellholes, I think of this scene from the Simpsons:

honestly over the years there are countless favorite moments....i tend to leave towards what i call "Lisa Episodes"

I thought nobody likes Lisa.

Marge. Nobody likes Marge. Lisa's alright.

Krusty, after having seen an inexplicable East European cartoon: "What the hell was that? I could have pulled a better cartoon out of my aAAAHHHH Hi KIDS!!!" :laughing:

That line has been stuck in my head for years, and immediately popped back up when I read "Krusty" in your post. Thanks, dick.

But .. but my name isn't Richard... :confused:

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FBI Agent: "Now Homer, your new name is Mister Thompson. When I say Hello Mister Thompson, you say Hello. So let's try it"
Homer: "Ok."
FBI agent: "Hello Mister Thompson."
(Homer looks blank)
FBI agent: "Remember now, your name is Thompson."
Homer: "Check."
FBI agent: "Hello Mister Thompson."
(Homer looks blank)

(much time passes)

FBI agent: "Now remember, when I say Hello Mister Thompson and push down on your foot, you say Hello."
Homer: "Got it."
FBI agent: "Hello Mister Thompson."
(Homer looks blank)
Homer (to other agent): "I think he's talking to you."

I was just talking about that episode the other day with Mondo, I think it might be my favourite episode. Just so many great moments.

I was looking for a fave scene, and it ended up being in the same 3-minute YouTube clip, 50 seconds in ("I can be very very persuasive")

I think we're all agreed it's a classic...

Here's another one I love

Bart, as they initiate a war with the UPS people: "Who would have thought that guys in brown shirts could cause so much trouble?" :laughing:

They clearly had faith in that joke, cause how many people obviously simply wouldn't have gotten it. Keep in mind, some people don't even know what Germany is.

ftfy

Get back to Germania, German boy! :laughing:

Well, considering they had Itchy and Scratchy beat up Hitler, I think they were on the money with it.

Bart, what are you doing in here?!

Uh, not smoking reefer